kay, so i can%26#039;t figure out how to give though girl another joke so i am putting a few right here. %26quot;answer%26quot; though girl!
Yo moma so stupid she was watching the news and when it said it was going to be chili (cold) outside, she grabbed a bowl and headed outside.
Yo moma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo moma so fat she has to trick or treat over the internet.
Yo moma so stupid she has to put lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind
why did the fork go to the hospital? he was bent out of shape!
yo moma so ugly, they filmed %26quot;gorilla in the mist%26quot; in her shower room
blonde jokes: no offense. really. they%26#039;re just funny.
Why did the blonde were too pairs of shoes golfing? incase he got a hole in one.
There was a blonde that kept checking her mail on a sunday morning. When her neighbor was sick of it, he walked over and told her there%26#039;s nomail on sunday.she said%26quot;i know,it%26#039;s weird, my comp says i do%26quot;
It is stupid, you should be able to answer a question 2 times. i can%26#039;t figure how to. read. jokes.?
lol. these were really funny
Reply:Kinda funny.
Reply:They were OK!
Reply:LOL.
Have a great day!
Reply:funny i like this one the best:yo moma so ugly, they filmed %26quot;gorilla in the mist%26quot; in her shower room
freckles
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Quick quiz?
chess or golf?
tennis shoes or boots?
chocolate or caviar?
coke or pepsi?
bus or plane?
just 5 questions; surely you have time for 5 questions...
Quick quiz?
1. Golf! (chess is kinda boring...)
2. Tennis Shoes (Boots are sometimes heavy and hard to walk in)
3.Chocolate!!!! (Note- Me=Chocoholic)
4. Either one is fine with me.
Bus (I%26#039;m afraid of heights...I only go on planes when necessary)
Reply:chess or golf? golf
tennis shoes or boots? boots
chocolate or caviar? chocolate
coke or pepsi? coke
bus or plane? plane
Reply:golf
boots
Chocolate
coke
plane
Reply:Golf
Boots
Chocolate
COKE
Plane
Reply:both
shoes
chocolate
pepsi
car
Reply:golf (actually neither)
tennis shoes
chocolate
pepsi
plane
Reply:Chess
Tennis Shoes
Chocolate
Coke
Plane
:)
Reply:chess or golf? golf, only because you can ride on golf carts
tennis shoes or boots? tennis shoes
chocolate or caviar? chocolate
coke or pepsi? pepsi
bus or plane? plane
Reply:there both boring *YAWN*
tennis shoes
chocolate
i think there the same
plane way faster
Reply:chess
tennis shoes
chocolate
Pepsi
plane definitely
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tennis shoes or boots?
chocolate or caviar?
coke or pepsi?
bus or plane?
just 5 questions; surely you have time for 5 questions...
Quick quiz?
1. Golf! (chess is kinda boring...)
2. Tennis Shoes (Boots are sometimes heavy and hard to walk in)
3.Chocolate!!!! (Note- Me=Chocoholic)
4. Either one is fine with me.
Bus (I%26#039;m afraid of heights...I only go on planes when necessary)
Reply:chess or golf? golf
tennis shoes or boots? boots
chocolate or caviar? chocolate
coke or pepsi? coke
bus or plane? plane
Reply:golf
boots
Chocolate
coke
plane
Reply:Golf
Boots
Chocolate
COKE
Plane
Reply:both
shoes
chocolate
pepsi
car
Reply:golf (actually neither)
tennis shoes
chocolate
pepsi
plane
Reply:Chess
Tennis Shoes
Chocolate
Coke
Plane
:)
Reply:chess or golf? golf, only because you can ride on golf carts
tennis shoes or boots? tennis shoes
chocolate or caviar? chocolate
coke or pepsi? pepsi
bus or plane? plane
Reply:there both boring *YAWN*
tennis shoes
chocolate
i think there the same
plane way faster
Reply:chess
tennis shoes
chocolate
Pepsi
plane definitely
insurance
Name this pain... (betrayal, back stabbing, etc., ect.)?
A relationship is made of several different things:
1. Love
2. Trust
3. Honesty
4. Care
5. Support
6. Determination
We all know that. But one thing that people don%26#039;t know is that a relationship between two people isn%26#039;t 50/50. It%26#039;s always 60/40 or 70/30. One person always loves more. And one person always has loved longer. No matter what, there%26#039;s always someone(#1) that cares more about the relationship, and more about the other person(#2) than #2 does about #1. People say that to make a relationship to work you have to be patient and work hard to establish it. Well that%26#039;s a joke. There%26#039;s always someone who pretends to be hard working, while the other person actually works and tries. But the slacker just goes along for the ride...and ends up breaking the true person’s heart.
If you ask me, there%26#039;s no such thing as a %26quot;true relationship%26quot; between two people. You may think there is, but if you look closely, there%26#039;s always a flaw. Someone starts pulling away after a while. Soon, they make new friends/ find someone else/ get divorced/ start arguing (etc.). It may be perfect at first, but then things start to happen. People change, they grow away from you, they lose interest, and they start to not care....
And personally, I hate this feeling. I%26#039;ve had it happen to me. And it%26#039;s not something you%26#039;d volunteer yourself for. It hurts. It feels like you%26#039;ve been hit by a bus. Or your very soul has been ripped away from you and crushed. You%26#039;re heart starts to feel heavy. Your stomach ties in knots. Your throat closes up. Your eyes start to run and tear. Pretty soon, you can%26#039;t hold it in any longer. You%26#039;ve put up with this unknown pain for-it seems like-years. And you just can%26#039;t deal with it any more. So you stop-then and there-and cry. You cry until you think there%26#039;s not a drop of water left in you. But, surprisingly, you feel the same feeling once again. So this time you start sobbing. Your face turns red and puffy. Your eyes are blood-shot, and you%26#039;re nose is dripping like Niagara Falls. Yet you keep crying. And you keep sniffling, and the tears just keep coming. Who knows, you could be crying for days. Yet you still feel like your soul has been run over by a train. And your stomach is still in knots. And it has caused you lack of appetite. So you haven%26#039;t eaten in who knows how long and your weak and tired. But you can%26#039;t seem to choke down even a bit of the soup your mom is trying to shove down your throat. But you%26#039;re still able to find enough water and salt to cry. You go on like this for only Pete knows how long. And pretty soon, people start to worry. They keep asking you what%26#039;s wrong. And why you won%26#039;t stop crying. And when you can%26#039;t find the words to answer, they start with threats. After a while, they give up. They go away and don%26#039;t come back for a while. While they leave, you wonder why someone won%26#039;t just stay and hold your hand. Like they used to when you stubbed your toe or fell on the sidewalk. But you%26#039;re all grown up now. And they assume you can handle your own problems. And they all want to know is what the problem is, so they can act concerned for about five minutes, and then leave you all alone to fend for yourself. But the truth is, this kind of pain is something no one can go through alone. And this type of pain can%26#039;t be healed by band-aids or from a giant lollipop given to you by the guy on the street corner.
To me, this type of pain follows you for the rest of your life. Even if you make new friends/ meet someone new/ apologize/ or just ignore the source; even if you heal, it follows. There%26#039;s always something that triggers the memory. There%26#039;s always a reminder there, warning you not to get to close. And when a day comes along and you just can%26#039;t seem to get out of bed; or when you just start to cry for-people think-%26quot;no good reason%26quot;; you%26#039;ll secretly remember that pain. What if felt like. And the cause of it will come back to haunt you...then slowly fade away. Until that day comes that it is triggered yet again.
For me, this pain hasn%26#039;t gone away yet. If I look closely, I can still see the scars that were left on my heart after the war was over. And after all the tears were shed, and all the days of remembering, I can still feel it sometimes. And I remember what caused it. The pain only hurts worse during those times. And when I don%26#039;t remember it, I%26#039;m almost positive I can still feel a slight throbbing where it feels like my soul was ripped out and dropped from Mount Everest and then stomped on with a Golfing shoe.
To me, this pain isn%26#039;t something asked for. And this pain isn%26#039;t pretty.....
But neither is
Name this pain... (betrayal, back stabbing, etc., ect.)?
grief, depression, heartbreak
Reply:heyheyhey!!!! i thought your name was funloving girl!!! so stop already. there are books about this in the bookstores, one is called %26#039;love tactics%26#039;. i was frankly hurting reading your question. it was the longest i ever read, i actually couldnt really finish it.
Reply:Uh oh--it looks like someone needs a HUG!
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1. Love
2. Trust
3. Honesty
4. Care
5. Support
6. Determination
We all know that. But one thing that people don%26#039;t know is that a relationship between two people isn%26#039;t 50/50. It%26#039;s always 60/40 or 70/30. One person always loves more. And one person always has loved longer. No matter what, there%26#039;s always someone(#1) that cares more about the relationship, and more about the other person(#2) than #2 does about #1. People say that to make a relationship to work you have to be patient and work hard to establish it. Well that%26#039;s a joke. There%26#039;s always someone who pretends to be hard working, while the other person actually works and tries. But the slacker just goes along for the ride...and ends up breaking the true person’s heart.
If you ask me, there%26#039;s no such thing as a %26quot;true relationship%26quot; between two people. You may think there is, but if you look closely, there%26#039;s always a flaw. Someone starts pulling away after a while. Soon, they make new friends/ find someone else/ get divorced/ start arguing (etc.). It may be perfect at first, but then things start to happen. People change, they grow away from you, they lose interest, and they start to not care....
And personally, I hate this feeling. I%26#039;ve had it happen to me. And it%26#039;s not something you%26#039;d volunteer yourself for. It hurts. It feels like you%26#039;ve been hit by a bus. Or your very soul has been ripped away from you and crushed. You%26#039;re heart starts to feel heavy. Your stomach ties in knots. Your throat closes up. Your eyes start to run and tear. Pretty soon, you can%26#039;t hold it in any longer. You%26#039;ve put up with this unknown pain for-it seems like-years. And you just can%26#039;t deal with it any more. So you stop-then and there-and cry. You cry until you think there%26#039;s not a drop of water left in you. But, surprisingly, you feel the same feeling once again. So this time you start sobbing. Your face turns red and puffy. Your eyes are blood-shot, and you%26#039;re nose is dripping like Niagara Falls. Yet you keep crying. And you keep sniffling, and the tears just keep coming. Who knows, you could be crying for days. Yet you still feel like your soul has been run over by a train. And your stomach is still in knots. And it has caused you lack of appetite. So you haven%26#039;t eaten in who knows how long and your weak and tired. But you can%26#039;t seem to choke down even a bit of the soup your mom is trying to shove down your throat. But you%26#039;re still able to find enough water and salt to cry. You go on like this for only Pete knows how long. And pretty soon, people start to worry. They keep asking you what%26#039;s wrong. And why you won%26#039;t stop crying. And when you can%26#039;t find the words to answer, they start with threats. After a while, they give up. They go away and don%26#039;t come back for a while. While they leave, you wonder why someone won%26#039;t just stay and hold your hand. Like they used to when you stubbed your toe or fell on the sidewalk. But you%26#039;re all grown up now. And they assume you can handle your own problems. And they all want to know is what the problem is, so they can act concerned for about five minutes, and then leave you all alone to fend for yourself. But the truth is, this kind of pain is something no one can go through alone. And this type of pain can%26#039;t be healed by band-aids or from a giant lollipop given to you by the guy on the street corner.
To me, this type of pain follows you for the rest of your life. Even if you make new friends/ meet someone new/ apologize/ or just ignore the source; even if you heal, it follows. There%26#039;s always something that triggers the memory. There%26#039;s always a reminder there, warning you not to get to close. And when a day comes along and you just can%26#039;t seem to get out of bed; or when you just start to cry for-people think-%26quot;no good reason%26quot;; you%26#039;ll secretly remember that pain. What if felt like. And the cause of it will come back to haunt you...then slowly fade away. Until that day comes that it is triggered yet again.
For me, this pain hasn%26#039;t gone away yet. If I look closely, I can still see the scars that were left on my heart after the war was over. And after all the tears were shed, and all the days of remembering, I can still feel it sometimes. And I remember what caused it. The pain only hurts worse during those times. And when I don%26#039;t remember it, I%26#039;m almost positive I can still feel a slight throbbing where it feels like my soul was ripped out and dropped from Mount Everest and then stomped on with a Golfing shoe.
To me, this pain isn%26#039;t something asked for. And this pain isn%26#039;t pretty.....
But neither is
Name this pain... (betrayal, back stabbing, etc., ect.)?
grief, depression, heartbreak
Reply:heyheyhey!!!! i thought your name was funloving girl!!! so stop already. there are books about this in the bookstores, one is called %26#039;love tactics%26#039;. i was frankly hurting reading your question. it was the longest i ever read, i actually couldnt really finish it.
Reply:Uh oh--it looks like someone needs a HUG!
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Does anyone know what movie this quote is from?
%26quot;It is better than getting your face kicked with a golf shoe.%26quot;
i need the answer asap
Does anyone know what movie this quote is from?
According to www.imdb.com it%26#039;s Son in Law. Spoken by the tattoo artist played by Flea from The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
I%26#039;ve never seen it, but boy is it ever sad that I know how to find this info.
Reply:Son In Law
was the tattoo artist
Reply:Son In Law. That is such a great movie. In fact, I was reading about the trivia facts and goofs about the movie a few hours ago.
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i need the answer asap
Does anyone know what movie this quote is from?
According to www.imdb.com it%26#039;s Son in Law. Spoken by the tattoo artist played by Flea from The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
I%26#039;ve never seen it, but boy is it ever sad that I know how to find this info.
Reply:Son In Law
was the tattoo artist
Reply:Son In Law. That is such a great movie. In fact, I was reading about the trivia facts and goofs about the movie a few hours ago.
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Albert and his 'tart'.....?
Albert brought home the old nag from the pub this evening and expected me to cook them dinner. This %26#039;woman%26#039; works behind the bar and has a face like it%26#039;s gone on fire and been put out with a golf shoe. I served up some bangers %26amp; mash for us all, and she had the cheek to say it was lumpy. I suggested she was a crude vulgarian and a row broke out. She thought i%26#039;d accused her of being Bulgarian. I then called her deaf and she got angry and broke my flaps. The cat can%26#039;t get in or out now as a result. Albert sneaked off down the pub while her and i were screaming at each other. How dare he bring her home and expect me to cook for her. I told her that her cheap perfume stank, and she poked me in the teeth with a false nail. I threw her out and told her never to come back and now i have indigestion because of all this carry-on. What can i do? Thanks
Albert and his %26#039;tart%26#039;.....?
Next time, you should, as a good dinner party hostess, stick to dishes you know well, rather than trying something difficult, new or exotic.
I can heartily recommend %26quot;Cooking for Mingers%26quot;, the latest Delia offering.
I would suggest tatties and mince - that old scottish favourite for days when the chippy is closed due to vandalism.
Make sure you use real lard to cook the mince, and to avoid lumps, simply leave the tatties whole, in their skins, and with a generous amount of manure still attached (a l%26#039;irlandais). I know I said nothing exotic, but there is a large Irish population in the West of Scotland, and their culinary influence is extensive, like indian cooking in England. Serve with neep surprise . Again, cook the neep whole, and serve al dente, so if anyone makes smart remarks about your cooking, you can rip their head off and replace it with the neep. If it is after pub closing time in Paisley, it could be weeks before anyone notices. Ideally, you should offer scottish oatcakes as an hors d%26#039;oevre - but do call it a starter, as local pronunciation, and a lack of familiarity with French may lead your guests to think you are serving horses dubrees. For our transatlantic cousins, dubrees are exactly what you fear I meant. If you run out of oatcakes, you could lift sections of carpet tile and serve them - no one will notice the difference.
Another social faux pas that you should avoid next time, is not having a fourth guest. I would suggest the procurator fiscal, as that would help if the evening deteriorates into violence (Or Big Shuggie, the delivery man from Netto would do - what he lacks in social conversation, he makes up for in discount vouchers for the cooked meat counter). Talking of alcohol-induced violence, please give some thought to the drinks needed to complement your meal. I would recommend an aperitif of White lightening cider, or special brew, for the discerning guest. For the main course, you can%26#039;t beat a robust bottle of Thunderbird to cut through the taste of burnt lard. And for pudding (and here I recommend breaking with the tradition of serving fried mars bars - be adventurous and serve snickers instead, although be careful your guests don%26#039;t have a nut allergy) .......where was I? Ah yes, for pudding wine a couple of pints of Buckfast Abbey wine in a mug provide a wine to complement your dessert. If your guests have a particular aversion to drinking grapes trodden by papist monks, because they are of the ultra-protestant %26quot;wee-free%26quot; persuasion, simply tear the labels off, and pretend you have made the wine yourself from leftover neeps. They%26#039;ll never know.
Social success - the Paisley way. Ye canna beat it.
Reply:I think the minute he brought her home, you should have thrown them both out. Damn, you have a hellva life, sure hope it gets better. . . .
Reply:not a face like a slapped a**e then? or the back of a bus? damn, girl, he%26#039;s certainly extracting the wottsit expecting you to be a good hostess. what do you usually take for indigestion? i%26#039;d try a bottle of vodka. it might not cure it but it could be fun trying. %26amp; then you can forget all about it. so, the old tart; is she a real minger? i can just picture her; faux fur leopardprint coat, red high heels, bleached blonde hair in a tangled bouffant, bright red nail polish, fag in one hand %26amp; glass of gutrot in the other, varicose veins, bright red lipstick, need i go on? how about you tell albert you expect an invitation to hers for dinner now. it%26#039;s only good manners! then you can tell us about her skanky home(bedsit, i bet). go girlfriend, give us the real lowdown on the old s**g! diane.
Reply:Oh god not the pair of you again? He had a nerve bringing his cheap tart home and expecting you to cook for her. You should have thrown them both out.
Reply:Rennie....and a shot gun.
Reply:what are you going to do now crazy abusive lady?
i think you two should have a tv series
Reply:Albert better wise up.....Don%26#039;t get your knickers in a bunch. As an American; I really love the way you wrote this question %26amp; used words like %26quot; cheek %26quot; %26amp; %26quot; tart %26quot;. It sounds like Albert doesn%26#039;t realize what a good thing he has in living with you. ---I think you are just right to utilize the plan I am going to give you.------ The next time Albert brings the old Essex Girl ( that is what you call them, right ?? ) home.....Cook some more of those bangers %26amp; mash only this time make sure her mash is really lumpy by hiding 2 or 3 pebbles in her portion of mash. After she bites into your mash %26amp; cracks a tooth...I bet she never comes back again. I bet Albert will get the message too.- Good Luck !
Reply:i%26#039;m sorry who brought who home, i hope your talking about your son bringing home a skanky girl? and not your husband?
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Albert and his %26#039;tart%26#039;.....?
Next time, you should, as a good dinner party hostess, stick to dishes you know well, rather than trying something difficult, new or exotic.
I can heartily recommend %26quot;Cooking for Mingers%26quot;, the latest Delia offering.
I would suggest tatties and mince - that old scottish favourite for days when the chippy is closed due to vandalism.
Make sure you use real lard to cook the mince, and to avoid lumps, simply leave the tatties whole, in their skins, and with a generous amount of manure still attached (a l%26#039;irlandais). I know I said nothing exotic, but there is a large Irish population in the West of Scotland, and their culinary influence is extensive, like indian cooking in England. Serve with neep surprise . Again, cook the neep whole, and serve al dente, so if anyone makes smart remarks about your cooking, you can rip their head off and replace it with the neep. If it is after pub closing time in Paisley, it could be weeks before anyone notices. Ideally, you should offer scottish oatcakes as an hors d%26#039;oevre - but do call it a starter, as local pronunciation, and a lack of familiarity with French may lead your guests to think you are serving horses dubrees. For our transatlantic cousins, dubrees are exactly what you fear I meant. If you run out of oatcakes, you could lift sections of carpet tile and serve them - no one will notice the difference.
Another social faux pas that you should avoid next time, is not having a fourth guest. I would suggest the procurator fiscal, as that would help if the evening deteriorates into violence (Or Big Shuggie, the delivery man from Netto would do - what he lacks in social conversation, he makes up for in discount vouchers for the cooked meat counter). Talking of alcohol-induced violence, please give some thought to the drinks needed to complement your meal. I would recommend an aperitif of White lightening cider, or special brew, for the discerning guest. For the main course, you can%26#039;t beat a robust bottle of Thunderbird to cut through the taste of burnt lard. And for pudding (and here I recommend breaking with the tradition of serving fried mars bars - be adventurous and serve snickers instead, although be careful your guests don%26#039;t have a nut allergy) .......where was I? Ah yes, for pudding wine a couple of pints of Buckfast Abbey wine in a mug provide a wine to complement your dessert. If your guests have a particular aversion to drinking grapes trodden by papist monks, because they are of the ultra-protestant %26quot;wee-free%26quot; persuasion, simply tear the labels off, and pretend you have made the wine yourself from leftover neeps. They%26#039;ll never know.
Social success - the Paisley way. Ye canna beat it.
Reply:I think the minute he brought her home, you should have thrown them both out. Damn, you have a hellva life, sure hope it gets better. . . .
Reply:not a face like a slapped a**e then? or the back of a bus? damn, girl, he%26#039;s certainly extracting the wottsit expecting you to be a good hostess. what do you usually take for indigestion? i%26#039;d try a bottle of vodka. it might not cure it but it could be fun trying. %26amp; then you can forget all about it. so, the old tart; is she a real minger? i can just picture her; faux fur leopardprint coat, red high heels, bleached blonde hair in a tangled bouffant, bright red nail polish, fag in one hand %26amp; glass of gutrot in the other, varicose veins, bright red lipstick, need i go on? how about you tell albert you expect an invitation to hers for dinner now. it%26#039;s only good manners! then you can tell us about her skanky home(bedsit, i bet). go girlfriend, give us the real lowdown on the old s**g! diane.
Reply:Oh god not the pair of you again? He had a nerve bringing his cheap tart home and expecting you to cook for her. You should have thrown them both out.
Reply:Rennie....and a shot gun.
Reply:what are you going to do now crazy abusive lady?
i think you two should have a tv series
Reply:Albert better wise up.....Don%26#039;t get your knickers in a bunch. As an American; I really love the way you wrote this question %26amp; used words like %26quot; cheek %26quot; %26amp; %26quot; tart %26quot;. It sounds like Albert doesn%26#039;t realize what a good thing he has in living with you. ---I think you are just right to utilize the plan I am going to give you.------ The next time Albert brings the old Essex Girl ( that is what you call them, right ?? ) home.....Cook some more of those bangers %26amp; mash only this time make sure her mash is really lumpy by hiding 2 or 3 pebbles in her portion of mash. After she bites into your mash %26amp; cracks a tooth...I bet she never comes back again. I bet Albert will get the message too.- Good Luck !
Reply:i%26#039;m sorry who brought who home, i hope your talking about your son bringing home a skanky girl? and not your husband?
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Who said...?
%26quot;It%26#039;s better........
than a kick in the face with a golf shoe.%26quot;
1. Who said?
2. What movie is this quote from?
3. for extra credit- what was the person referring to?
whom ever gets the most right first will get best answer...
Who said...?
Flea (he played the tattoo artist)
Son In Law
How much does getting a tattoo hurt?
Reply:How bad does getting a tattoo hurt?
Pauly Shore Son in Law
Well, Rebecca says it. But it%26#039;s Pauly%26#039;s movie...
Reply:Flea...he played the crazy tattoo artist.
Son in Law
when Rebecca was going through her change, and she wanted to get a tattoo after she got new clothes and a hair cut...and she asked if it hurt because this guy was getting a happy face tattoo on his head he started screaming. and he said %26quot;it%26#039;s better...than a kick in the face with a golf shoe.%26quot;
Reply:son in law, a tattoo artist, getting a tattoo?
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than a kick in the face with a golf shoe.%26quot;
1. Who said?
2. What movie is this quote from?
3. for extra credit- what was the person referring to?
whom ever gets the most right first will get best answer...
Who said...?
Flea (he played the tattoo artist)
Son In Law
How much does getting a tattoo hurt?
Reply:How bad does getting a tattoo hurt?
Pauly Shore Son in Law
Well, Rebecca says it. But it%26#039;s Pauly%26#039;s movie...
Reply:Flea...he played the crazy tattoo artist.
Son in Law
when Rebecca was going through her change, and she wanted to get a tattoo after she got new clothes and a hair cut...and she asked if it hurt because this guy was getting a happy face tattoo on his head he started screaming. and he said %26quot;it%26#039;s better...than a kick in the face with a golf shoe.%26quot;
Reply:son in law, a tattoo artist, getting a tattoo?
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Was i wrong to sell half of my husbands golf clubs?
i mean surely you dont need all those little sticks and i was short of new shoes and fine wine
Was i wrong to sell half of my husbands golf clubs?
I really like it, so much harder on him than selling them all. You have my sense of humour
Reply:if you wanted to get his attention then you have succeeded
Reply:yes you should of sold the lot its a stupid game
Reply:You would be lucky if he is still speaking to you. Would you like it if he were to sell 1/2 of your favorite hobby.
Reply:Surely whats his is yours and if half of them were yours then you can do what you like with them? I mean come on shoes and wine or golf? No competition really is it?
Reply:well as long as you share the wine and the shoes with him why not..
Reply:Aslong as it wasn%26#039;t the better half.
Reply:Yes I would say that was a bad thing to do!
Reply:Well, if his golf clubs are his pride %26amp; joy, think how you would feel if he sold all your left shoes, if you%26#039;d be really narked, then yes it was wron, if you wouldn%26#039;t be that bothered, then it%26#039;s completely fine. This also means that should your hubby be involved in any future conversations about golf %26amp; he is asked what his %26#039;handicap%26#039; is, he would be more than justified in answering %26quot;My wife!%26quot;
Lol! :)
Reply:better be careful or you%26#039;ll be on craigslist shortly..
Reply:I%26#039;m sure he will be very upset
Reply:Depends - which half did you sell - the handles or the heads?
Reply:If he complains tell him to watch the movie Tin Cup.
Assuming you didn%26#039;t sell his 7iron.
Reply:somehow I don%26#039;t believe you
Reply:sounds perfectly reasonable to me girl!
Reply:It depends if you are still going with each other! If you are still together you may as well have kicked him in the b*lls.Have you told him yet?I would buy them back before he notices!!!!!!
Reply:they were your husbands... not yours. how would you like it if he sold your shoes which im sure you have so many of... to buy a big screen tv. whats with people having so many shoes anyway... u only have two feet. its rediculous!
Reply:i hope you are running fast because when he catches you
he will wrap the rest round your head
Reply:Guess he will have to only do 9 holes til he gets them back
Reply:Sounds perfectly reasonable to me......
Reply:Wasn%26#039;t a very nice thing to do but hey what wouldn%26#039;t you do for new shoes?
Reply:my wife sold half of mine to so if i buy your other half id have my set back happy days
BIRD
Was i wrong to sell half of my husbands golf clubs?
I really like it, so much harder on him than selling them all. You have my sense of humour
Reply:if you wanted to get his attention then you have succeeded
Reply:yes you should of sold the lot its a stupid game
Reply:You would be lucky if he is still speaking to you. Would you like it if he were to sell 1/2 of your favorite hobby.
Reply:Surely whats his is yours and if half of them were yours then you can do what you like with them? I mean come on shoes and wine or golf? No competition really is it?
Reply:well as long as you share the wine and the shoes with him why not..
Reply:Aslong as it wasn%26#039;t the better half.
Reply:Yes I would say that was a bad thing to do!
Reply:Well, if his golf clubs are his pride %26amp; joy, think how you would feel if he sold all your left shoes, if you%26#039;d be really narked, then yes it was wron, if you wouldn%26#039;t be that bothered, then it%26#039;s completely fine. This also means that should your hubby be involved in any future conversations about golf %26amp; he is asked what his %26#039;handicap%26#039; is, he would be more than justified in answering %26quot;My wife!%26quot;
Lol! :)
Reply:better be careful or you%26#039;ll be on craigslist shortly..
Reply:I%26#039;m sure he will be very upset
Reply:Depends - which half did you sell - the handles or the heads?
Reply:If he complains tell him to watch the movie Tin Cup.
Assuming you didn%26#039;t sell his 7iron.
Reply:somehow I don%26#039;t believe you
Reply:sounds perfectly reasonable to me girl!
Reply:It depends if you are still going with each other! If you are still together you may as well have kicked him in the b*lls.Have you told him yet?I would buy them back before he notices!!!!!!
Reply:they were your husbands... not yours. how would you like it if he sold your shoes which im sure you have so many of... to buy a big screen tv. whats with people having so many shoes anyway... u only have two feet. its rediculous!
Reply:i hope you are running fast because when he catches you
he will wrap the rest round your head
Reply:Guess he will have to only do 9 holes til he gets them back
Reply:Sounds perfectly reasonable to me......
Reply:Wasn%26#039;t a very nice thing to do but hey what wouldn%26#039;t you do for new shoes?
Reply:my wife sold half of mine to so if i buy your other half id have my set back happy days
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My boyfriend just invited me out for afternoon tee. (see details)?
Should I wear white gloves or golfing shoes? I don%26#039;t suppose I have to extend my pinkie finger if I end up holding his club.... right?
My boyfriend just invited me out for afternoon tee. (see details)?
Beware of what he sprinkles into the tee. Otherwise it could be high tee. Don%26#039;t be teed off if it isn%26#039;t what you expect. At least he has enough drive to let you tee off at him. Have your driver keep the motor running. Later if things don%26#039;t work out the way you expected, you can iron out your problems. Remember too much tea can lead you to the restroom. Always remember your Pees and teas.
Reply:Just make sure he is not a putz. But also don%26#039;t tee%26#039;ze him. He might give you the shaft. If you do wear white gloves, a slow striptease might drive him wild and really raise his flag. Par%26#039;don me. Just wanted to give my opinion of course.
Reply:just lay there and hold the ball in your teeth
Reply:Are you sure he wasn%26#039;t inviting you for a cup of %26quot;tea%26quot; and a cucumber sandwich at precisely 3:30 pm?
Reply:white gloves
Reply:Make sure you have a nice smooth stroke if you do hold his club. Try to follow threw when your hitting it so you can drive it hard! And just get it in the hole!
Reply:And a tam...dont forget your tam.... they match the plaid pants perfectly...
Reply:white gloves.hope you ha ve a nice time
Reply:haha!!just as long as you don%26#039;t touch his%26quot;sore%26quot;dimpled balls!!lol!
Reply:hehehe... do you really have the balls? Does he know his will take a beating? Does he know this isn%26#039;t exactly a fairway to have a date?
Try not to be too rough. White gloves... his wood... extending your pinkie... is THAT his idea of a hole in one?? .... However you wish to slice this one ;)
Reply:Hello dear!
Do you know what golf stands for?
Really! Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden!
Thus, be careful!
Reply:dress brightly.
Reply:I figure you%26#039;ll only need those shoes if your planning on knockin%26#039; one around. Might bring the gloves just in case ya get a nature call though. lol Don%26#039;t get wet!
Have a Great Day!
Reply:hrmmm
Reply:You%26#039;re hilarious doll lol. :-)
Reply:Wear some ugly golfer pants too.
Reply:Hahahahahaha.
I get silly mental images.
Reply:right
Reply:If I were you, I%26#039;d wear a white tee. I mean, it would only be fitting.
Reply:Why are you holding his club for him?
That is not like any golf I ever heard of.
Next thing you know he will be asking you to take some strokes for him and wash and dry his balls.
If he asks you to fill his divots then you might wantto tell him to play it where it lies.
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My boyfriend just invited me out for afternoon tee. (see details)?
Beware of what he sprinkles into the tee. Otherwise it could be high tee. Don%26#039;t be teed off if it isn%26#039;t what you expect. At least he has enough drive to let you tee off at him. Have your driver keep the motor running. Later if things don%26#039;t work out the way you expected, you can iron out your problems. Remember too much tea can lead you to the restroom. Always remember your Pees and teas.
Reply:Just make sure he is not a putz. But also don%26#039;t tee%26#039;ze him. He might give you the shaft. If you do wear white gloves, a slow striptease might drive him wild and really raise his flag. Par%26#039;don me. Just wanted to give my opinion of course.
Reply:just lay there and hold the ball in your teeth
Reply:Are you sure he wasn%26#039;t inviting you for a cup of %26quot;tea%26quot; and a cucumber sandwich at precisely 3:30 pm?
Reply:white gloves
Reply:Make sure you have a nice smooth stroke if you do hold his club. Try to follow threw when your hitting it so you can drive it hard! And just get it in the hole!
Reply:And a tam...dont forget your tam.... they match the plaid pants perfectly...
Reply:white gloves.hope you ha ve a nice time
Reply:haha!!just as long as you don%26#039;t touch his%26quot;sore%26quot;dimpled balls!!lol!
Reply:hehehe... do you really have the balls? Does he know his will take a beating? Does he know this isn%26#039;t exactly a fairway to have a date?
Try not to be too rough. White gloves... his wood... extending your pinkie... is THAT his idea of a hole in one?? .... However you wish to slice this one ;)
Reply:Hello dear!
Do you know what golf stands for?
Really! Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden!
Thus, be careful!
Reply:dress brightly.
Reply:I figure you%26#039;ll only need those shoes if your planning on knockin%26#039; one around. Might bring the gloves just in case ya get a nature call though. lol Don%26#039;t get wet!
Have a Great Day!
Reply:hrmmm
Reply:You%26#039;re hilarious doll lol. :-)
Reply:Wear some ugly golfer pants too.
Reply:Hahahahahaha.
I get silly mental images.
Reply:right
Reply:If I were you, I%26#039;d wear a white tee. I mean, it would only be fitting.
Reply:Why are you holding his club for him?
That is not like any golf I ever heard of.
Next thing you know he will be asking you to take some strokes for him and wash and dry his balls.
If he asks you to fill his divots then you might wantto tell him to play it where it lies.
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Can you tie my shoes for me.?
i tore my back up on the golf course this weekend.many thanks
Can you tie my shoes for me.?
So you can look down my shirt while I am tieing your shoes.....sure I%26#039;ll do it! And Golfing? Nice cover story. Just admit that things got kinda rough.....
Reply:wear slippers, lol
Reply:Sorry about the sore back, and yes I will tie your shoes for you.
Reply:I would love to but I can%26#039;t even tie my own (I still haven%26#039;t mastered the art of tying one%26#039;s shoelaces) to save my life! How about asking Lou? :)
Reply:bunny ears or the other way?
Reply:It reminds me of me in May - I hurt my back, lifting a heavy thing... I feel for ya!
Reply:You poor thing,over extending yourself playing golf.Come here,I will tie your shoes.
Reply:Oh dan, you just want to see me bend over!! You cheeky thing you!
Reply:I would be honoured. Hope your back gets better. : }
Reply:No problem buddy.... One of you girls wanna tie his shoes, And give him a massage, I%26#039;m going out to the car to get the rest of the beer, Also girls hook Dan up with a brew....
Reply:I am not going to be your caddy this week ,you dork.
Reply:you tore your back ,sorry for that
as for tying shoes......man,you are tricky
I dont bend in front of any one that easy,but if you say I could tie it round your neck standing UPRIGHT!!!!!!!
Reply:get a life
CAT
Can you tie my shoes for me.?
So you can look down my shirt while I am tieing your shoes.....sure I%26#039;ll do it! And Golfing? Nice cover story. Just admit that things got kinda rough.....
Reply:wear slippers, lol
Reply:Sorry about the sore back, and yes I will tie your shoes for you.
Reply:I would love to but I can%26#039;t even tie my own (I still haven%26#039;t mastered the art of tying one%26#039;s shoelaces) to save my life! How about asking Lou? :)
Reply:bunny ears or the other way?
Reply:It reminds me of me in May - I hurt my back, lifting a heavy thing... I feel for ya!
Reply:You poor thing,over extending yourself playing golf.Come here,I will tie your shoes.
Reply:Oh dan, you just want to see me bend over!! You cheeky thing you!
Reply:I would be honoured. Hope your back gets better. : }
Reply:No problem buddy.... One of you girls wanna tie his shoes, And give him a massage, I%26#039;m going out to the car to get the rest of the beer, Also girls hook Dan up with a brew....
Reply:I am not going to be your caddy this week ,you dork.
Reply:you tore your back ,sorry for that
as for tying shoes......man,you are tricky
I dont bend in front of any one that easy,but if you say I could tie it round your neck standing UPRIGHT!!!!!!!
Reply:get a life
CAT
Skinny jeans and flat shoes?
does it really make you look like a golf club? or would legwarmers look better overall?
Skinny jeans and flat shoes?
Approach with caution! I seen a normal size girl yesterday with that look and she looked at least 20 lb%26#039;s heavier. I still love the boot cut jeans with skinny heeled boots. I am sure this look was in Glamour%26#039;s do%26#039;s and don%26#039;t issue a couple years ago... why would we let it come back!
Reply:dont like them w/ skinny jeans unless you are super skinny...then it looks cute. But you have to have NO hips or thighs...Skinny jeans look cute with boots over top of them!
Reply:lol...I%26#039;m having flashbacks to my teenage years hearing this scenario! ;o)
Reply:better wear heals
Reply:I like skinny jeans with heels or flats but you have to take into consideration your height if your shorter go for the heels , if your taller do flats or heels. But under no circumstance should you attempt the leg warmers.
Reply:I am not that much into fashion, I go by looks and I think jeans are great.
Reply:no i don%26#039;t think so!.....i think on like really tall people it looks super cool
Reply:I am clinging to the boot cut + skinny heel boots look for dear life! Legwarmers don%26#039;t belong anywhere outside of the dance studio. The same was true 20 years ago.
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Skinny jeans and flat shoes?
Approach with caution! I seen a normal size girl yesterday with that look and she looked at least 20 lb%26#039;s heavier. I still love the boot cut jeans with skinny heeled boots. I am sure this look was in Glamour%26#039;s do%26#039;s and don%26#039;t issue a couple years ago... why would we let it come back!
Reply:dont like them w/ skinny jeans unless you are super skinny...then it looks cute. But you have to have NO hips or thighs...Skinny jeans look cute with boots over top of them!
Reply:lol...I%26#039;m having flashbacks to my teenage years hearing this scenario! ;o)
Reply:better wear heals
Reply:I like skinny jeans with heels or flats but you have to take into consideration your height if your shorter go for the heels , if your taller do flats or heels. But under no circumstance should you attempt the leg warmers.
Reply:I am not that much into fashion, I go by looks and I think jeans are great.
Reply:no i don%26#039;t think so!.....i think on like really tall people it looks super cool
Reply:I am clinging to the boot cut + skinny heel boots look for dear life! Legwarmers don%26#039;t belong anywhere outside of the dance studio. The same was true 20 years ago.
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What do women wear to watch a golf tournament?
Help I know I probably have to wear tennis shoes b/c of all the walking and want to be a little dressed up. any suggestions?
What do women wear to watch a golf tournament?
you can probably wear some nice dark jeans or some black pants. i bet many people will be dressed up, and many dressed down-thats the way golf fans usually are. then, wear a white polo shirt or any nice white shirt. this way, you can look classy, but also the tennis shoes wont clash or look bad with the jeans.
hope this helps!
Reply:A shirt that says %26quot;I%26#039;M BORED%26quot; Seriously, I have no idea. Sorry.
Reply:comfortable khaki shorts and a pretty polo, blue, green, or red maybe...
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What do women wear to watch a golf tournament?
you can probably wear some nice dark jeans or some black pants. i bet many people will be dressed up, and many dressed down-thats the way golf fans usually are. then, wear a white polo shirt or any nice white shirt. this way, you can look classy, but also the tennis shoes wont clash or look bad with the jeans.
hope this helps!
Reply:A shirt that says %26quot;I%26#039;M BORED%26quot; Seriously, I have no idea. Sorry.
Reply:comfortable khaki shorts and a pretty polo, blue, green, or red maybe...
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Ok, what size shoes did Joe Montana wear?...?
When I had my health club in Pittsburgh I would work out and do aerobics with what former 49er QB who also played for the Steelers.He lives in San Mateo and has a golf tourney every year. If you can answer these questions you bleed red and gold
Ok, what size shoes did Joe Montana wear?...?
This is one answer I got for a question reagarding the size of gift boxes for a gold ear ring for my neices birthday. You can find the answer here
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Size is not really important; if a guy is to big it will be more painful than pleasurable. the thing that matters if the feeling the two people share with each other. sex is extremely better when you are doing it with someone you %26quot;love%26quot;. women are different from men. in order for us to be climaxed there usually needs to be feelings there. in other words... if i don%26#039;t love the man i%26#039;m having sex with...i will not be satisfied. no matter how big or small he is.
Reply:hmmmm 14?
Reply:19 but just guessing
John Havlicek, 14B; Charles Barkley, 16; Pete Rose, 10 1/2D; Willie Mays, 11; Dave Winfield, 14; and Joe Namath, 11.
Shaquille O%26#039;Neal 22
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Ok, what size shoes did Joe Montana wear?...?
This is one answer I got for a question reagarding the size of gift boxes for a gold ear ring for my neices birthday. You can find the answer here
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Size is not really important; if a guy is to big it will be more painful than pleasurable. the thing that matters if the feeling the two people share with each other. sex is extremely better when you are doing it with someone you %26quot;love%26quot;. women are different from men. in order for us to be climaxed there usually needs to be feelings there. in other words... if i don%26#039;t love the man i%26#039;m having sex with...i will not be satisfied. no matter how big or small he is.
Reply:hmmmm 14?
Reply:19 but just guessing
John Havlicek, 14B; Charles Barkley, 16; Pete Rose, 10 1/2D; Willie Mays, 11; Dave Winfield, 14; and Joe Namath, 11.
Shaquille O%26#039;Neal 22
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What colour t-shirt goes best under an orange polo top/ golf shirt?
It%26#039;s a nice orange Hollister one, and I have to look nice tonight.
Also, neither of my shoes goes with this shirt, but if you were to choose, would you say green hi-tops or red%26amp;white skate shoes.
What colour t-shirt goes best under an orange polo top/ golf shirt?
wife says white. and she would go bare foot if she had to choose between those. .... j/k green high tops
Reply:ooh lala its hollister! not a lot of guys wear hollister, i think more guys should.....ok just wear a regular white tank top under and for the shoes, i would go with the red and white skate shoes.....green hi tops would never match! a polo
Reply:depends on what color shoes your going to wear
Reply:White T-shirt...and man...tough decision with the shoes but red %26amp; white ones. Hope they%26#039;re mostly white with red stripes or whatever.
Gotta get yourself a pair of brown casual shoes!!
Reply:You cant go wrong with white
Reply:Try a nice teal blue or a brown one!
Reply:since none of your shoes match that well a way to make them match is buy wearing a color on your shoes for your under shirt. If you wear the green shoes try a green shirt. If you wear the white with red shoes try a white or red shirt.
Reply:white t-shirt and green chucks. where it with jeans. it will give you a very casual look but the chucks add a little bit of pop.
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Also, neither of my shoes goes with this shirt, but if you were to choose, would you say green hi-tops or red%26amp;white skate shoes.
What colour t-shirt goes best under an orange polo top/ golf shirt?
wife says white. and she would go bare foot if she had to choose between those. .... j/k green high tops
Reply:ooh lala its hollister! not a lot of guys wear hollister, i think more guys should.....ok just wear a regular white tank top under and for the shoes, i would go with the red and white skate shoes.....green hi tops would never match! a polo
Reply:depends on what color shoes your going to wear
Reply:White T-shirt...and man...tough decision with the shoes but red %26amp; white ones. Hope they%26#039;re mostly white with red stripes or whatever.
Gotta get yourself a pair of brown casual shoes!!
Reply:You cant go wrong with white
Reply:Try a nice teal blue or a brown one!
Reply:since none of your shoes match that well a way to make them match is buy wearing a color on your shoes for your under shirt. If you wear the green shoes try a green shirt. If you wear the white with red shoes try a white or red shirt.
Reply:white t-shirt and green chucks. where it with jeans. it will give you a very casual look but the chucks add a little bit of pop.
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Im going to a very informal Christmas party outside and a golf course?
the weather will be sunny and around 70 day - 50 nite.
i need some suggestions on a cute shoe to wear, i%26#039;ll prob wear dark jeans and a red sleeveless shirt w/a cardi for nite.
i didnt really want to wear heels..... and tennis shoes would be too casual... so fashion gurues ..... what kind of casual shoe looks good w/ jeans ? besides heels??? thanks.
Im going to a very informal Christmas party outside and a golf course?
some fabulous red flats would match well... they sell red patent leather flats that look really cute!! i wear flats all the time because im too tall for heels. But if you get new shoes make sure to wear them a couple of times beforehand or bring bandaids in case of bilsiters!!
Reply:http://www.gojane.com/22882.html
http://www.gojane.com/21542.html
http://www.gojane.com/shoes-casual.html
Reply:I say go for a close toe flat. Also...Gold is the thing this season so you may want to either go all out with Gold shoes/purse and accessories or try for a hint of it to show that you know what%26#039;s up.
Check out Macy%26#039;s or Nordstrom...they%26#039;ve got an extensive collection. (Payless can work too if you%26#039;re on a budget for fad items.)
Reply:Flats are totally in and look ah-mazing with jeans, especially if they%26#039;re skinnys (Totaly trendy)
Here%26#039;s soem different shoes:
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp...
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/in...
http://www.payless.com/Catalog/productde...
And these ones I own in black, and I adore them:
http://www.coach.com/content/product.asp...
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i need some suggestions on a cute shoe to wear, i%26#039;ll prob wear dark jeans and a red sleeveless shirt w/a cardi for nite.
i didnt really want to wear heels..... and tennis shoes would be too casual... so fashion gurues ..... what kind of casual shoe looks good w/ jeans ? besides heels??? thanks.
Im going to a very informal Christmas party outside and a golf course?
some fabulous red flats would match well... they sell red patent leather flats that look really cute!! i wear flats all the time because im too tall for heels. But if you get new shoes make sure to wear them a couple of times beforehand or bring bandaids in case of bilsiters!!
Reply:http://www.gojane.com/22882.html
http://www.gojane.com/21542.html
http://www.gojane.com/shoes-casual.html
Reply:I say go for a close toe flat. Also...Gold is the thing this season so you may want to either go all out with Gold shoes/purse and accessories or try for a hint of it to show that you know what%26#039;s up.
Check out Macy%26#039;s or Nordstrom...they%26#039;ve got an extensive collection. (Payless can work too if you%26#039;re on a budget for fad items.)
Reply:Flats are totally in and look ah-mazing with jeans, especially if they%26#039;re skinnys (Totaly trendy)
Here%26#039;s soem different shoes:
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp...
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/in...
http://www.payless.com/Catalog/productde...
And these ones I own in black, and I adore them:
http://www.coach.com/content/product.asp...
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I just played golf for the first time and enjoyed the game. Now I want to continue on playing.?
I was renting a set at the club, I want to get my own set now. what should I be looking for in a set of clubs for a beginner who just played once and starting out. Should I get the shoes and the glove?
I just played golf for the first time and enjoyed the game. Now I want to continue on playing.?
The shoes and glove, are not the most important things you need.
If you are just starting out, go to a Pro shop, and take lessons.
Reply:Buy a used set on E-Bay in case the enjoyment wears off (unless you are loaded, then buy a new custom fitted set at the pro shop ;) )...Shoes are a good idea and a glove is a must.
Reply:Well if you want golf becoming your hobby, you better put on your own shoes and glove, and I really want to know your next success story.
Reply:If you have the money you can buy some top of the line clubs but it will cost you over $1,000. What I would do is buy some used clubs or check with your friends or family to see if they have old clubs in their garage or something. Check your phone book for a golf store that you could check out. Make sure you test the clubs out before you buy them though. Used clubs are really the way to go because they are much cheaper and if you buy them from the right place they will be just as good as new clubs at the fraction of the price. I would also get a glove or else you can get blisters. To be honest you don%26#039;t need golf shoes they really don%26#039;t make that much of a difference. Good Luck
Reply:The first thing you should do is get lessons. Lessons. Lessons. I cannot stress that enough. They can then help fit you into a set based on your swing type, body type, etc. Lessons. Lessons. Please get lessons.
Reply:See if your local public golf course has a golf pro.
Have a chat with him.
In the meantime, take a look at this:
http://www.learnaboutgolf.com/beginner/b...
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I just played golf for the first time and enjoyed the game. Now I want to continue on playing.?
The shoes and glove, are not the most important things you need.
If you are just starting out, go to a Pro shop, and take lessons.
Reply:Buy a used set on E-Bay in case the enjoyment wears off (unless you are loaded, then buy a new custom fitted set at the pro shop ;) )...Shoes are a good idea and a glove is a must.
Reply:Well if you want golf becoming your hobby, you better put on your own shoes and glove, and I really want to know your next success story.
Reply:If you have the money you can buy some top of the line clubs but it will cost you over $1,000. What I would do is buy some used clubs or check with your friends or family to see if they have old clubs in their garage or something. Check your phone book for a golf store that you could check out. Make sure you test the clubs out before you buy them though. Used clubs are really the way to go because they are much cheaper and if you buy them from the right place they will be just as good as new clubs at the fraction of the price. I would also get a glove or else you can get blisters. To be honest you don%26#039;t need golf shoes they really don%26#039;t make that much of a difference. Good Luck
Reply:The first thing you should do is get lessons. Lessons. Lessons. I cannot stress that enough. They can then help fit you into a set based on your swing type, body type, etc. Lessons. Lessons. Please get lessons.
Reply:See if your local public golf course has a golf pro.
Have a chat with him.
In the meantime, take a look at this:
http://www.learnaboutgolf.com/beginner/b...
books
Why is Golf classified as a sport? ... read details...?
There is not fast movement. You can be fat as hell. U dont have to be in shape ( old people play all the time). You have people who even carry the clubs for you. If you say that it takes talent to precisely hit the ball, then horse shoes should be a sport too.
Why is Golf classified as a sport? ... read details...?
Fast movement? When you swing the club you are swinging faster than a baseball bat and with more precision.
Fat as Hell? How bout Robert Traylor, Charles Barkley, or Babe Ruth.
Old people play? Morten Andersen still plays football (kicking hah hes still an athlete in a sport) and old people also play tennis.
It also takes more knowledge and experience than most sports... like take into account wind speed, distance, club choice, type of shot, type of surface hitting off of, when will the ball land, how much spin to put on the ball, judge the slope, judge the elevation...
People that dont like golf are the ones that try it one time but cant even hit the ball straight or even hit it, so since they suck at it... its not a sport.
Reply:Haha if only physical sports and mental sports could be combined... Report It
Reply:because you need skillz and you compete against other people. i mean if people say cheerleading is a sport than id deffinetly say that golf would be a sport. because cheerleading is not a sport. no offense cheerleaders
Reply:Well golf is a sport that involves both the physical and mental side. You say you dont have to be in shape...but the Best golfers in the world are in the best shape. Vijay Singh works out twice a day and he does intense stuff...its not just some whimpy work out. You look at the newer guys on tour and their biceps are huge..of course they are some exceptions like John Daly or Tim Herron (Lumpy)..but those guys arent in the mix of things every week. And now Fitness is one of the most important things about golf..People complain you just hit a ball into a hole..but those usually are the people who cant do it. Golf is probably one of the hardest sports out there..especially being on the road 40+ weeks of the year doesnt help...
Reply:I thought horseshoes was as sport of some sort or other? But have ever actually tried playing golf? I humored a friend and went along for a golf lesson and for the next week I could not believe how sore my arms and abs were!
Reply:Good question... Lots of non-sports require talent... Playing the piano isn%26#039;t a sport...
I really don%26#039;t know. Maybe it shouldn%26#039;t be.
Oh and to the dude above me who says that ppl don%26#039;t think golf is a sport because we can%26#039;t play, my first (and, I might add, ONLY) time ever (when I was 11) I shot 84. Granted it was an easy course, but still. I drove the ball right down the fairway over 200 yards but I just couldn%26#039;t putt from more than 8 to 12 feet away. So you don%26#039;t have to be bad at golf to not like it.
OK, to the guy below me, if it is listed in the definition of a sport as such, I can accept that. Fair enough.
Reply:Having a bad day buddy? Someone pee in your cheerios?
Not all golfers employ a caddy to carry their clubs. In fact most don%26#039;t. Myself, I have a stand bag and carry my clubs most of the time. Enough time on this Q.
Reply:If golf is so easy, then why aren%26#039;t you on the PGA tour?
Hmmmmm?
No fast movement?
The swing speed of a good golfer is faster than 100 miles per hour! Tiger%26#039;s is 120 mph. The velocity at impact will be approximately 148mph. What sport is faster?
The greatest thing about golf that seems to be beyond you is that many people can participate in the game. Old people. Fat people and even handicapped people.
This seems like something that bothers you. That is sad.
Perhaps you should try being a good %26quot;sport%26quot;.
Here%26#039;s a definition from the dictionary:
sport –noun
1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.
2. a particular form of this, esp. in the out of doors.
3. diversion; recreation; pleasant pastime.
Reply:Golf is a game. Like baseball is a game, football is a game, hockey is a game, blah, blah, blah. None of which is going to define our civilization but, unfortunately, all of these %26quot;games%26quot; are shoved so far up our butt as a matter of life and death that some people become obsessed.
Reply:Here are the first 3 dictionary definitions of the word %26#039;Sport%26#039;:
–noun 1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.
2. a particular form of this, esp. in the out of doors.
3. diversion; recreation; pleasant pastime.
Golf is identified in the list as a sport. Golf is a sport, it not an contact or action sport, but it is a sport non-the-less. Sorry if you don%26#039;t happen to like golf, sorry if you don%26#039;t happen to agree with the definition.
Reply:I believe Golf is considered a recreational sport as well as ping pong, horse shoes, and badmitten.
Reply:You have obviously never played the game, try it then come back, by the way the troll days are over.
Reply:your idea of golf isn%26#039;t a sport. It%26#039;s recreation, where you just go out and have fun. You can be fat and lumpy and old and still play basketball for fun. You just don%26#039;t run full court and stuff. I assume your idea of sports is competition and winning. But if you look to the pros they%26#039;re serious about golf and do a lot of physical preparation for a tournament, and the demands of the golf course they play in is way more imposing than your average joe golf course, that%26#039;s why it%26#039;s classified as a sport.
And plus Yahoo! Answers classifies golf as a sport.
Reply:I hate golf but one thing you cant take away from golfers is that they have skill. Its not easy making/taking some of the shots they make. The skill makes it a sport as much as I hate to admit it. Golf sucks.
Reply:From websters dictionary. A sport is:
an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc
That answer you question? If fishing is a sport, then so is golf.
Reply:Why do you care?
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Why is Golf classified as a sport? ... read details...?
Fast movement? When you swing the club you are swinging faster than a baseball bat and with more precision.
Fat as Hell? How bout Robert Traylor, Charles Barkley, or Babe Ruth.
Old people play? Morten Andersen still plays football (kicking hah hes still an athlete in a sport) and old people also play tennis.
It also takes more knowledge and experience than most sports... like take into account wind speed, distance, club choice, type of shot, type of surface hitting off of, when will the ball land, how much spin to put on the ball, judge the slope, judge the elevation...
People that dont like golf are the ones that try it one time but cant even hit the ball straight or even hit it, so since they suck at it... its not a sport.
Reply:Haha if only physical sports and mental sports could be combined... Report It
Reply:because you need skillz and you compete against other people. i mean if people say cheerleading is a sport than id deffinetly say that golf would be a sport. because cheerleading is not a sport. no offense cheerleaders
Reply:Well golf is a sport that involves both the physical and mental side. You say you dont have to be in shape...but the Best golfers in the world are in the best shape. Vijay Singh works out twice a day and he does intense stuff...its not just some whimpy work out. You look at the newer guys on tour and their biceps are huge..of course they are some exceptions like John Daly or Tim Herron (Lumpy)..but those guys arent in the mix of things every week. And now Fitness is one of the most important things about golf..People complain you just hit a ball into a hole..but those usually are the people who cant do it. Golf is probably one of the hardest sports out there..especially being on the road 40+ weeks of the year doesnt help...
Reply:I thought horseshoes was as sport of some sort or other? But have ever actually tried playing golf? I humored a friend and went along for a golf lesson and for the next week I could not believe how sore my arms and abs were!
Reply:Good question... Lots of non-sports require talent... Playing the piano isn%26#039;t a sport...
I really don%26#039;t know. Maybe it shouldn%26#039;t be.
Oh and to the dude above me who says that ppl don%26#039;t think golf is a sport because we can%26#039;t play, my first (and, I might add, ONLY) time ever (when I was 11) I shot 84. Granted it was an easy course, but still. I drove the ball right down the fairway over 200 yards but I just couldn%26#039;t putt from more than 8 to 12 feet away. So you don%26#039;t have to be bad at golf to not like it.
OK, to the guy below me, if it is listed in the definition of a sport as such, I can accept that. Fair enough.
Reply:Having a bad day buddy? Someone pee in your cheerios?
Not all golfers employ a caddy to carry their clubs. In fact most don%26#039;t. Myself, I have a stand bag and carry my clubs most of the time. Enough time on this Q.
Reply:If golf is so easy, then why aren%26#039;t you on the PGA tour?
Hmmmmm?
No fast movement?
The swing speed of a good golfer is faster than 100 miles per hour! Tiger%26#039;s is 120 mph. The velocity at impact will be approximately 148mph. What sport is faster?
The greatest thing about golf that seems to be beyond you is that many people can participate in the game. Old people. Fat people and even handicapped people.
This seems like something that bothers you. That is sad.
Perhaps you should try being a good %26quot;sport%26quot;.
Here%26#039;s a definition from the dictionary:
sport –noun
1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.
2. a particular form of this, esp. in the out of doors.
3. diversion; recreation; pleasant pastime.
Reply:Golf is a game. Like baseball is a game, football is a game, hockey is a game, blah, blah, blah. None of which is going to define our civilization but, unfortunately, all of these %26quot;games%26quot; are shoved so far up our butt as a matter of life and death that some people become obsessed.
Reply:Here are the first 3 dictionary definitions of the word %26#039;Sport%26#039;:
–noun 1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.
2. a particular form of this, esp. in the out of doors.
3. diversion; recreation; pleasant pastime.
Golf is identified in the list as a sport. Golf is a sport, it not an contact or action sport, but it is a sport non-the-less. Sorry if you don%26#039;t happen to like golf, sorry if you don%26#039;t happen to agree with the definition.
Reply:I believe Golf is considered a recreational sport as well as ping pong, horse shoes, and badmitten.
Reply:You have obviously never played the game, try it then come back, by the way the troll days are over.
Reply:your idea of golf isn%26#039;t a sport. It%26#039;s recreation, where you just go out and have fun. You can be fat and lumpy and old and still play basketball for fun. You just don%26#039;t run full court and stuff. I assume your idea of sports is competition and winning. But if you look to the pros they%26#039;re serious about golf and do a lot of physical preparation for a tournament, and the demands of the golf course they play in is way more imposing than your average joe golf course, that%26#039;s why it%26#039;s classified as a sport.
And plus Yahoo! Answers classifies golf as a sport.
Reply:I hate golf but one thing you cant take away from golfers is that they have skill. Its not easy making/taking some of the shots they make. The skill makes it a sport as much as I hate to admit it. Golf sucks.
Reply:From websters dictionary. A sport is:
an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc
That answer you question? If fishing is a sport, then so is golf.
Reply:Why do you care?
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Puma Golf?!?
Does anyone know where I can get some Puma CONCORDE GTX%26#039;s in the United States or how much it will cost in dollars to get it shipped to me from Europe. I think the shoes are awesome but I can%26#039;t seem to find any in the US. Thank you.
Puma Golf?!?
You can buy it on the Puma website: http://store.puma.com/pumaUSStore/produc...
It costs $200 and comes in two colors.
Reply:i just check golf-gear-review.com thy did not have them listed try the search engine
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Puma Golf?!?
You can buy it on the Puma website: http://store.puma.com/pumaUSStore/produc...
It costs $200 and comes in two colors.
Reply:i just check golf-gear-review.com thy did not have them listed try the search engine
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Golf clothing regulations?
what kind of pants, shirts, shoes are allowed? anywhere i can find them?
Golf clothing regulations?
Every golf course have different apparel %26quot;rules%26quot;. Some doesn%26#039;t allow short pants, others shirts without collar, others doesn%26#039;t allow sandals... Best bet is to call the particular course and ask or visit their website.
Depends where you are (geographically), try your local golf stores or big sports equipment retailers.
Online your options are limitless: TGW.com, Golfsmith.com, golfshoes.com, ebay.com...
Reply:collared shirts, dress or kahki pants, and golf shoes but make sure you get soft spikes
Reply:colered shirt dress pants and golf shoes
Reply:almost any shirt with a collar. Probably polos, stripes, and solid colors. Pants, not blue jeans, but tan pants (kackies), with shorts, you should wear tan too, i%26#039;ve seen some guys that like black pants and shorts too. Shoes, most golfers have golf shoes that are typically around $120 dollars a pair. They have spikes on the bottom, not like football cleats, but little circle things with spikes. i would go to a golf pro shop or ebay for the shoes, i would go to a pro shop or Target for the shirts, and the pants, you can get just about anywhere, but once again, I would suggest Target. They seem to have a great selection of that type of clothes.
Reply:Depending on the course, no denim is allowed. Shorts/skirts have to come to the knee. No metal spikes. Shirts have to have a collar. No tank tops.
Reply:you need to wear a polo, shorts(just not jeanshorts), and golf shoes or tennis shoes(just not hard spikes golf shoes.)
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Golf clothing regulations?
Every golf course have different apparel %26quot;rules%26quot;. Some doesn%26#039;t allow short pants, others shirts without collar, others doesn%26#039;t allow sandals... Best bet is to call the particular course and ask or visit their website.
Depends where you are (geographically), try your local golf stores or big sports equipment retailers.
Online your options are limitless: TGW.com, Golfsmith.com, golfshoes.com, ebay.com...
Reply:collared shirts, dress or kahki pants, and golf shoes but make sure you get soft spikes
Reply:colered shirt dress pants and golf shoes
Reply:almost any shirt with a collar. Probably polos, stripes, and solid colors. Pants, not blue jeans, but tan pants (kackies), with shorts, you should wear tan too, i%26#039;ve seen some guys that like black pants and shorts too. Shoes, most golfers have golf shoes that are typically around $120 dollars a pair. They have spikes on the bottom, not like football cleats, but little circle things with spikes. i would go to a golf pro shop or ebay for the shoes, i would go to a pro shop or Target for the shirts, and the pants, you can get just about anywhere, but once again, I would suggest Target. They seem to have a great selection of that type of clothes.
Reply:Depending on the course, no denim is allowed. Shorts/skirts have to come to the knee. No metal spikes. Shirts have to have a collar. No tank tops.
Reply:you need to wear a polo, shorts(just not jeanshorts), and golf shoes or tennis shoes(just not hard spikes golf shoes.)
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Golf Spikes?
I just purchased some Callaway Comfort Retro shoes and was wondering if i could only use the Callaway brand spikes or can i use like Stingers and stuffs?
Golf Spikes?
if they are replaceable...then there several brands you can use. Just make sure you buy what fits ( there are several different attachment styles in the marketplace)
Reply:Be carefull spikes are band on some courses in the summer.
Reply:You can use spikes that are not Callaway branded.
Reply:They should be interchangeable, I don%26#039;t think Callaway has a proprietary spike size
Reply:Pretty much all golf shoes these days have standardized spikes. You can interchange most soft spikes on the market with most shoes.
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Golf Spikes?
if they are replaceable...then there several brands you can use. Just make sure you buy what fits ( there are several different attachment styles in the marketplace)
Reply:Be carefull spikes are band on some courses in the summer.
Reply:You can use spikes that are not Callaway branded.
Reply:They should be interchangeable, I don%26#039;t think Callaway has a proprietary spike size
Reply:Pretty much all golf shoes these days have standardized spikes. You can interchange most soft spikes on the market with most shoes.
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A Golf Question or What?
A Golfer is taking a long time teeing off, and his friend asks him what%26#039;s the matter.
%26#039;My wife is watching from the club-house.%26#039; he says.
%26#039;So I want to make sure his is a good one%26#039;.
Your crazy, replies the friend. %26#039;The club-house has to be 600 yards away, You%26#039;ll never hit her from this distance%26#039;.
Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, your%26#039;e a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you can%26#039;t say anything nice, you probably don%26#039;t have many friends.
If you have nothing to good to say about someone, go on an afternoon talk show and say it anywayl
If you think there%26#039;s good in everybody, you haven%26#039;t met everybody.
Some people and are alive only because it%26#039;s illegal to kill them.
If you can%26#039;t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
And Folks these are JOKE%26#039;S remember that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you can not laugh leave.
A Golf Question or What?
i drove a golf ball 400yards with a putter----------------------------------... then i took it of the front seat of the car
Reply:I do%26#039;t no
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i like them - got more?
Reply:lol, you mind if i use a few of these?????
Reply:Lol they were funny i liked the top one
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%26#039;My wife is watching from the club-house.%26#039; he says.
%26#039;So I want to make sure his is a good one%26#039;.
Your crazy, replies the friend. %26#039;The club-house has to be 600 yards away, You%26#039;ll never hit her from this distance%26#039;.
Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, your%26#039;e a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you can%26#039;t say anything nice, you probably don%26#039;t have many friends.
If you have nothing to good to say about someone, go on an afternoon talk show and say it anywayl
If you think there%26#039;s good in everybody, you haven%26#039;t met everybody.
Some people and are alive only because it%26#039;s illegal to kill them.
If you can%26#039;t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
And Folks these are JOKE%26#039;S remember that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you can not laugh leave.
A Golf Question or What?
i drove a golf ball 400yards with a putter----------------------------------... then i took it of the front seat of the car
Reply:I do%26#039;t no
Reply:why leave?
i like them - got more?
Reply:lol, you mind if i use a few of these?????
Reply:Lol they were funny i liked the top one
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Plz Help me !! Physics Tension & Force Q 20 points :(?
Two crates, one with mass 4.00 {\rm kg} and the other with mass 6.00 {\rm kg}, sit on the frictionless surface of a frozen pond, connected by a light rope View Figure . A woman wearing golf shoes (so she can get traction on the ice) pulls horizontally on the 6.00 {\rm kg} crate with a force F that gives the crate an acceleration of 2.20 m/s^2.
a) What is the acceleration of the 4.00 {\rm kg} crate?
b)Use Newton%26#039;s second law to find the tension T in the rope that connects the two crates.
c)Which is larger in magnitude, force T or force F?
d)Use part (C) and Newton%26#039;s second law to calculate the magnitude of the force F.
Thanks, .. :(
Plz Help me !! Physics Tension %26amp; Force Q 20 points :(?
the force is 10^18=12^ with velocity of 20.500 mega zooms.
Reply:a) Assuming the rope doesn%26#039;t stretch, the acceleration of the 4kg mass is the same as the acceleration for the 6kg mass, is 2.20 m/s^2
b) The tension T is F = ma = 4.00kg * 2.2 m/s^2 = 8.8 N
c) F %26gt; T
d) F=10.0kg*2.2m/s^2 = 22 N
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a) What is the acceleration of the 4.00 {\rm kg} crate?
b)Use Newton%26#039;s second law to find the tension T in the rope that connects the two crates.
c)Which is larger in magnitude, force T or force F?
d)Use part (C) and Newton%26#039;s second law to calculate the magnitude of the force F.
Thanks, .. :(
Plz Help me !! Physics Tension %26amp; Force Q 20 points :(?
the force is 10^18=12^ with velocity of 20.500 mega zooms.
Reply:a) Assuming the rope doesn%26#039;t stretch, the acceleration of the 4kg mass is the same as the acceleration for the 6kg mass, is 2.20 m/s^2
b) The tension T is F = ma = 4.00kg * 2.2 m/s^2 = 8.8 N
c) F %26gt; T
d) F=10.0kg*2.2m/s^2 = 22 N
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What is the acceleration of the 4.00 crate?
Two crates, one with mass 4.00 and the other with mass 6.00 , sit on the frictionless surface of a frozen pond, connected by a light rope . A woman wearing golf shoes (so she can get traction on the ice) pulls horizontally on the 6.00 crate with a force that gives the crate an acceleration of 2.00 .
What is the acceleration of the 4.00 crate?
F=m*a
4.00kg (convert to grams)=4000g
6.00kg (convert to grams)=6000g
(4000g+6000g)*2.00m/s=20000gm/s
Reply:Since both crates are joined with Tension from the rope the Force needed must be enough to pull both... And it is since both accelerate...
Newtons Second Law:
F= m x A then,
6+4kg x 2m/s^2 = 20
20N
Reply:The force she applies to the 6.00 mass crate also ahs to accelerate the 4.00 mass crate
F = m*a
F = 10*2 = 20N
Magnitude of total force = 20N
Tension in rope joining the two crates:
The 4.00 mass crate has an acceleration of 2.0m/S²
F=m*a
F = 4.00*2
F=8N
Tension in rope is 8N
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What is the acceleration of the 4.00 crate?
F=m*a
4.00kg (convert to grams)=4000g
6.00kg (convert to grams)=6000g
(4000g+6000g)*2.00m/s=20000gm/s
Reply:Since both crates are joined with Tension from the rope the Force needed must be enough to pull both... And it is since both accelerate...
Newtons Second Law:
F= m x A then,
6+4kg x 2m/s^2 = 20
20N
Reply:The force she applies to the 6.00 mass crate also ahs to accelerate the 4.00 mass crate
F = m*a
F = 10*2 = 20N
Magnitude of total force = 20N
Tension in rope joining the two crates:
The 4.00 mass crate has an acceleration of 2.0m/S²
F=m*a
F = 4.00*2
F=8N
Tension in rope is 8N
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Joke >>>>> How many?
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked, %26quot;How many?%26quot;
The man replied, %26quot;Just a few, maybe a half dozen - I cut each one into four pieces.%26quot;
The pharmacist said, %26quot;That%26#039;s too small a dose. That won%26#039;t get you through s*x.%26quot;
The old fellow said, %26quot;Oh, I%26#039;m past eighty years old and I don%26#039;t even think about s*x much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don%26#039;t pee on my new golf shoes.
Joke %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; How many?
Nice one fidgety!Reminds me of two elderly men talking about Viagra.One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for.
%26quot;It%26#039;s the greatest discovery ever.%26quot; he said.%26quot;It makes you feel like a man of 30.%26quot;
%26quot;Can you get it over the counter?%26quot;
%26quot;Probably--if you took two.%26quot;
Just a thought.If you overdosed on Viagra how do they get the coffin lid shut?
Reply:totally unpredictable
I like it
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!
Viagra the magic pill for old and the less stiff ones ha ha.!!!
Very good Fidgety.!!!
10/10 - Cheers.!!!
Reply:funny
Reply:Nice.
Reply:It sucks to pee on your shoes.
Reply:Hey, thats funny. I think.
Reply:i didnt see it coming..
its very funny..
Reply:Thanks, thats a good one
Reply:Thanks again for yet another excellent joke, at this rate I will not be able to get to sleep from laughing all the time.
Reply:lol
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The pharmacist asked, %26quot;How many?%26quot;
The man replied, %26quot;Just a few, maybe a half dozen - I cut each one into four pieces.%26quot;
The pharmacist said, %26quot;That%26#039;s too small a dose. That won%26#039;t get you through s*x.%26quot;
The old fellow said, %26quot;Oh, I%26#039;m past eighty years old and I don%26#039;t even think about s*x much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don%26#039;t pee on my new golf shoes.
Joke %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; How many?
Nice one fidgety!Reminds me of two elderly men talking about Viagra.One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for.
%26quot;It%26#039;s the greatest discovery ever.%26quot; he said.%26quot;It makes you feel like a man of 30.%26quot;
%26quot;Can you get it over the counter?%26quot;
%26quot;Probably--if you took two.%26quot;
Just a thought.If you overdosed on Viagra how do they get the coffin lid shut?
Reply:totally unpredictable
I like it
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!
Viagra the magic pill for old and the less stiff ones ha ha.!!!
Very good Fidgety.!!!
10/10 - Cheers.!!!
Reply:funny
Reply:Nice.
Reply:It sucks to pee on your shoes.
Reply:Hey, thats funny. I think.
Reply:i didnt see it coming..
its very funny..
Reply:Thanks, thats a good one
Reply:Thanks again for yet another excellent joke, at this rate I will not be able to get to sleep from laughing all the time.
Reply:lol
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Reply:Excellent! =))
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Plz 20 points Q, help me quickly , thnkss?
Two crates, one with mass 4.00 {\rm kg} and the other with mass 6.00 {\rm kg}, sit on the frictionless surface of a frozen pond, connected by a light rope View Figure . A woman wearing golf shoes (so she can get traction on the ice) pulls horizontally on the 6.00 {\rm kg} crate with a force F that gives the crate an acceleration of 2.20 m/s^2.
a) What is the acceleration of the 4.00 {\rm kg} crate?
b)Use Newton%26#039;s second law to find the tension T in the rope that connects the two crates.
c)Which is larger in magnitude, force T or force F?
d)Use part (C) and Newton%26#039;s second law to calculate the magnitude of the force F.
Thanks, .. :(
Plz 20 points Q, help me quickly , thnkss?
a) Also 2.20 m/s^2.
She has to move the whole mass, and because the rope it tight, it has to move at the same speed as the larger block
b) This the ammount of force needed to accelerate the second block at 2.20 m/s^2. Newton second law of motion says:
F= M*a, --%26gt;
F = 4 * 9.81 * 2.2
F = 86.328 Newton
c) F is larger, because it has to move 10kg, T only has to move 4 kg.
d)
F= M*a, --%26gt;
F = 10 * 9.81 * 2.2
F = 215.82 Newton
You have to use Weight * g (g=9.81) because you need the force in Newton, not kg.
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a) What is the acceleration of the 4.00 {\rm kg} crate?
b)Use Newton%26#039;s second law to find the tension T in the rope that connects the two crates.
c)Which is larger in magnitude, force T or force F?
d)Use part (C) and Newton%26#039;s second law to calculate the magnitude of the force F.
Thanks, .. :(
Plz 20 points Q, help me quickly , thnkss?
a) Also 2.20 m/s^2.
She has to move the whole mass, and because the rope it tight, it has to move at the same speed as the larger block
b) This the ammount of force needed to accelerate the second block at 2.20 m/s^2. Newton second law of motion says:
F= M*a, --%26gt;
F = 4 * 9.81 * 2.2
F = 86.328 Newton
c) F is larger, because it has to move 10kg, T only has to move 4 kg.
d)
F= M*a, --%26gt;
F = 10 * 9.81 * 2.2
F = 215.82 Newton
You have to use Weight * g (g=9.81) because you need the force in Newton, not kg.
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Is there a certain way everyone pictures a golfer to look all the time?
i dress as i should on the course, polo, slacks, golf shoes, but i listen to punk rock and wear band shirts and jeans w/ converse. every now and again i stop by my local course to hit some balls and look at equipment. every one always looks at me funny. is this noormal?
Is there a certain way everyone pictures a golfer to look all the time?
Yep, perfectly normal. Just like you would look at someone funny who showed up at a punk rock show wearing golf clothes.
Reply:Most people always want people to look presentable at clubs, even if they%26#039;re just practicing. Jeans are usually alright at most clubs, but dont just wear a plain white t - shirt. Just try to make yourself more presentable and you shouldn%26#039;t get those looks anymore.
Reply:I picture a golfer to look this way:
http://www.eatgolf.com/images/FredCouple...
Maybe they%26#039;re just curious about you, ask one of the %26#039;lookers%26#039; to play nine with you one time....there%26#039;s no better place to get to know someone than the golf course!
Reply:Yes, unfortunately it is...
I play lots-o%26#039;-golf also. Most people at golf courses tend to be snobby......sad but true. So when you show up in your punk clothing, they automatically judge you.
Two things to remember:
1. Don%26#039;t let it bother you, just realize that Yes, there people out in the world that are truly that shallow.
2. However if the course does have a %26quot;dress-code%26quot; try to abide by it.
3. Most times golf courses only tend to have dress codes while actually playing 18. The driving range is different.
Hope this helps, and good luck with your game!!!!!!!
Reply:Ya, It would be like me showing up to the tennis club wearing a helmet and shoulder pads. (lol...that would be great) I would play with ya for the experience of it. I would tell my playing partners your the next Rory Sabatini.
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Is there a certain way everyone pictures a golfer to look all the time?
Yep, perfectly normal. Just like you would look at someone funny who showed up at a punk rock show wearing golf clothes.
Reply:Most people always want people to look presentable at clubs, even if they%26#039;re just practicing. Jeans are usually alright at most clubs, but dont just wear a plain white t - shirt. Just try to make yourself more presentable and you shouldn%26#039;t get those looks anymore.
Reply:I picture a golfer to look this way:
http://www.eatgolf.com/images/FredCouple...
Maybe they%26#039;re just curious about you, ask one of the %26#039;lookers%26#039; to play nine with you one time....there%26#039;s no better place to get to know someone than the golf course!
Reply:Yes, unfortunately it is...
I play lots-o%26#039;-golf also. Most people at golf courses tend to be snobby......sad but true. So when you show up in your punk clothing, they automatically judge you.
Two things to remember:
1. Don%26#039;t let it bother you, just realize that Yes, there people out in the world that are truly that shallow.
2. However if the course does have a %26quot;dress-code%26quot; try to abide by it.
3. Most times golf courses only tend to have dress codes while actually playing 18. The driving range is different.
Hope this helps, and good luck with your game!!!!!!!
Reply:Ya, It would be like me showing up to the tennis club wearing a helmet and shoulder pads. (lol...that would be great) I would play with ya for the experience of it. I would tell my playing partners your the next Rory Sabatini.
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Movie quotes quiz? Easy edition..?
1. Dog will hunt.
2. Order some golf shoes. Otherwise, we%26#039;ll never get out of this place alive!
3. I knew I should create a great sensation,%26quot; gasped the Rocket, and he went out...
4. They%26#039;re coming for you Barbara...
5. Too late, too late will be the cry when the man with thte bargains has passed you by..
What are the movies... bonus if you can tell me the characters.
Did you have to google?
Movie quotes quiz? Easy edition..?
1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre II - Chop Top
2. Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas - Raoul Duke
3. Velvet Goldmine - Brian Slade - (and it was, %26quot;I knew I%26#039;d create a sensation....%26quot;)
4. Night of the Living Dead - Johnny
5. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Bacon
I can never reveal my sources, LOL.
Reply:Texas Chainsaw massacre 2 - Chop Top
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Duke
The Remarkable Rocket - the Rocket
Night of the Living Dead - Johnny
Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels - Bacon
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2. Order some golf shoes. Otherwise, we%26#039;ll never get out of this place alive!
3. I knew I should create a great sensation,%26quot; gasped the Rocket, and he went out...
4. They%26#039;re coming for you Barbara...
5. Too late, too late will be the cry when the man with thte bargains has passed you by..
What are the movies... bonus if you can tell me the characters.
Did you have to google?
Movie quotes quiz? Easy edition..?
1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre II - Chop Top
2. Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas - Raoul Duke
3. Velvet Goldmine - Brian Slade - (and it was, %26quot;I knew I%26#039;d create a sensation....%26quot;)
4. Night of the Living Dead - Johnny
5. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Bacon
I can never reveal my sources, LOL.
Reply:Texas Chainsaw massacre 2 - Chop Top
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Duke
The Remarkable Rocket - the Rocket
Night of the Living Dead - Johnny
Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels - Bacon
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How can I get rid of a blisters on my big toe?
My golf shoes have given me a big blister. Is there any way to get rid of it faster?
How can I get rid of a blisters on my big toe?
A band aide, then after it has popped air will help instead. Use and antibiotic cream and get some shoes that fit.
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How can I get rid of a blisters on my big toe?
A band aide, then after it has popped air will help instead. Use and antibiotic cream and get some shoes that fit.
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Help with song title?
I only remeber the following lyrics:
1. I was tap dancing with my golf shoes on....
2. There was this girl who talked with her eyes: Do you see
what I%26#039;m saying?.....
Please help !!
Help with song title?
%26quot;This Is Ponderous%26quot; -- by 2Nu
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Sample lyrics:
Then, I remembered, I%26#039;d been here in other dreams. But, usually there was a water polo game and a girl who could talk with her eyes... And, she%26#039;d say.. %26quot;Can you see what I%26#039;m saying?%26quot; Then, the horn kicked in (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak...(sfx)
Reply:It%26#039;s an early 90%26#039;s Top 40s song called Ponderous and it%26#039;s by 2Nu.
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1. I was tap dancing with my golf shoes on....
2. There was this girl who talked with her eyes: Do you see
what I%26#039;m saying?.....
Please help !!
Help with song title?
%26quot;This Is Ponderous%26quot; -- by 2Nu
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Sample lyrics:
Then, I remembered, I%26#039;d been here in other dreams. But, usually there was a water polo game and a girl who could talk with her eyes... And, she%26#039;d say.. %26quot;Can you see what I%26#039;m saying?%26quot; Then, the horn kicked in (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak...(sfx)
Reply:It%26#039;s an early 90%26#039;s Top 40s song called Ponderous and it%26#039;s by 2Nu.
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Use Newton's second law to find the tension in the rope that connects the two crates.?
Two crates, one with mass 4.00 kg and the other with mass 6.00 kg, sit on the frictionless surface of a frozen pond, connected by a light rope . A woman wearing golf shoes (so she can get traction on the ice) pulls horizontally on the 6.00-kg crate with a force that gives the crate an acceleration of 3.00 m/s^2. What is the acceleration of the 4.00-kg crate?Use part (C) and Newton%26#039;s second law to calculate the magnitude of the force .
Use Newton%26#039;s second law to find the tension in the rope that connects the two crates.?
Suppose the force exerted by the woman on 6 kg crate is F.
As both the crates are connected by a string , both crates will have same acceleration that is 3.00 m/s^2
If T is tension in the connecting string, then for acceleration of 6.00 kg crate, the equation of motion is,
F - T=6.00x3.00=18.0
F=T+18--------------(1)
for acceleration of 4.00 kg crate, the equation of motion is,
T =4.00x3.00 =12.0
T=12----------------(2)
from equations (1) and (2)
F=30 N
The woman exerts 30 N force to pull the 6.00 kg crate connected by a string to a 4.00 kg crate
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Use Newton%26#039;s second law to find the tension in the rope that connects the two crates.?
Suppose the force exerted by the woman on 6 kg crate is F.
As both the crates are connected by a string , both crates will have same acceleration that is 3.00 m/s^2
If T is tension in the connecting string, then for acceleration of 6.00 kg crate, the equation of motion is,
F - T=6.00x3.00=18.0
F=T+18--------------(1)
for acceleration of 4.00 kg crate, the equation of motion is,
T =4.00x3.00 =12.0
T=12----------------(2)
from equations (1) and (2)
F=30 N
The woman exerts 30 N force to pull the 6.00 kg crate connected by a string to a 4.00 kg crate
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Who can help me to improve www.savegear.com?
I run www.savegear.com, which is an online store of sports stuff like Nike sneakers, Wilson Packets, Golf shoes and so on. I need help to improve it. Anyone can help please email savegear@hotmail.com. Thanks a lot!
Who can help me to improve www.savegear.com?
The only suggestion I would make is that your latest news section is over running the parameters that you are allowing it. Otherwise, Great site. Good luck. Hope this helps. PS, you typed better creating the site than you did asking the question.
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Who can help me to improve www.savegear.com?
The only suggestion I would make is that your latest news section is over running the parameters that you are allowing it. Otherwise, Great site. Good luck. Hope this helps. PS, you typed better creating the site than you did asking the question.
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Joke - How many Viagra?
Jim, an elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked, %26quot;How many?%26quot;
Jim replied, %26quot;Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.%26quot;
The pharmacist said, %26quot;That%26#039;s too small a dose. That won%26#039;t get you through s*x.%26quot;
Jim said, %26quot;Oh, I%26#039;m past eighty years old and I just want it to stick out far enough so I don%26#039;t pee on my new golf shoes.
Joke - How many Viagra?
hahaha very funny even my grandpa laughed have a star!
Reply:hahahahahaha
Reply:that ok.
Reply:Your joke is very good.
I got a kick out of the joke that explained why they give Viagra to elderly men in nursing homes right after supper to keep them from rolling out of bed later.
Reply:well, he can also just take his shoes off before pee time lol
Reply:lol
Reply:hahaha funny lol
Reply:really funny story
Reply:LOL. LOL. LOL. He Knows what he Wants!
Reply:Can%26#039;t wait to tell that to older relative Thx
Reply:LOLOL Can%26#039;t wait to send this to my brothers and father. They all love golf and this will make their day!
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
Reply:haha
Reply:Funny.!!!
Reply:Wow, what a ending!!
I will use this at work tomorrow. Very funny!!!
Reply:lol
Reply:hahaha...that is sooooo funny..didn%26#039;t expect it to end that way but very funny
Reply:omg hahahhahhaahahahhaaha thats all i have 2 write
Reply:lol good 1
Reply:Here you go 5 stars
Reply:very good have a star
Reply:brill!!!!!!
Reply:That%26#039;s worth a star! Made me laugh!
Reply:HAhahahahaha...Very funny.
Reply:good one
Reply:lol lol lol lol
pk.
Reply:hahaha lol!!!
Reply:Very good
Reply:Another good one, funny
Reply:great one :) star for you!
Reply:Now Now Fidget you know you%26#039;re not supposed to talk about my medical history, although I%26#039;m not that old .................... ..........LMIAOSFHISMS
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The pharmacist asked, %26quot;How many?%26quot;
Jim replied, %26quot;Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.%26quot;
The pharmacist said, %26quot;That%26#039;s too small a dose. That won%26#039;t get you through s*x.%26quot;
Jim said, %26quot;Oh, I%26#039;m past eighty years old and I just want it to stick out far enough so I don%26#039;t pee on my new golf shoes.
Joke - How many Viagra?
hahaha very funny even my grandpa laughed have a star!
Reply:hahahahahaha
Reply:that ok.
Reply:Your joke is very good.
I got a kick out of the joke that explained why they give Viagra to elderly men in nursing homes right after supper to keep them from rolling out of bed later.
Reply:well, he can also just take his shoes off before pee time lol
Reply:lol
Reply:hahaha funny lol
Reply:really funny story
Reply:LOL. LOL. LOL. He Knows what he Wants!
Reply:Can%26#039;t wait to tell that to older relative Thx
Reply:LOLOL Can%26#039;t wait to send this to my brothers and father. They all love golf and this will make their day!
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
Reply:haha
Reply:Funny.!!!
Reply:Wow, what a ending!!
I will use this at work tomorrow. Very funny!!!
Reply:lol
Reply:hahaha...that is sooooo funny..didn%26#039;t expect it to end that way but very funny
Reply:omg hahahhahhaahahahhaaha thats all i have 2 write
Reply:lol good 1
Reply:Here you go 5 stars
Reply:very good have a star
Reply:brill!!!!!!
Reply:That%26#039;s worth a star! Made me laugh!
Reply:HAhahahahaha...Very funny.
Reply:good one
Reply:lol lol lol lol
pk.
Reply:hahaha lol!!!
Reply:Very good
Reply:Another good one, funny
Reply:great one :) star for you!
Reply:Now Now Fidget you know you%26#039;re not supposed to talk about my medical history, although I%26#039;m not that old .................... ..........LMIAOSFHISMS
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How can i find a phone number for nikeonline store so i can order by phone?
IM wanting to buy womens shox golf shoes in red size 8 med. having all kinds of problems
How can i find a phone number for nikeonline store so i can order by phone?
I think because it%26#039;s an online store you have to order online. Try the %26quot;contact us%26quot; section on the web site.
Reply:Go to Nikeonline and click on contact us.
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How can i find a phone number for nikeonline store so i can order by phone?
I think because it%26#039;s an online store you have to order online. Try the %26quot;contact us%26quot; section on the web site.
Reply:Go to Nikeonline and click on contact us.
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Adidas Tour 360 or Nike Sp-8 TW Tour, which are better?
Looking to buy new golf shoes and I%26#039;ve narrowed it down to these 2. Any suggestions?
Adidas Tour 360 or Nike Sp-8 TW Tour, which are better?
Adidas
Reply:Dude, it%26#039;s Tiger Woods shoe. What else could be better?
Reply:ADIDAS
Reply:Definitely Adidas.
Reply:Just because Tiger wears teh Sp-8, this doesn not alone make this a better shoe than the Tour 360. Tiger has to wear the nikes because that is his sponser. I guarantee his shoes are nowhere near what the retail ones are. The 360%26#039;s are worn by more golfers, both pro and non-pro and are more comfortable in my opinion. Plus they have better support for walkers.
Reply:I have recently recieved the Nike SP-8 TW%26#039;s and love them. They are a very comfortable shoe, not to mention really good looking. I think they are a better looking shoe than the adidas. I think the answer is clear on the idea that if Tiger wears them they gotta be good, and therefore you will like them!
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Adidas Tour 360 or Nike Sp-8 TW Tour, which are better?
Adidas
Reply:Dude, it%26#039;s Tiger Woods shoe. What else could be better?
Reply:ADIDAS
Reply:Definitely Adidas.
Reply:Just because Tiger wears teh Sp-8, this doesn not alone make this a better shoe than the Tour 360. Tiger has to wear the nikes because that is his sponser. I guarantee his shoes are nowhere near what the retail ones are. The 360%26#039;s are worn by more golfers, both pro and non-pro and are more comfortable in my opinion. Plus they have better support for walkers.
Reply:I have recently recieved the Nike SP-8 TW%26#039;s and love them. They are a very comfortable shoe, not to mention really good looking. I think they are a better looking shoe than the adidas. I think the answer is clear on the idea that if Tiger wears them they gotta be good, and therefore you will like them!
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Newtons laws?
Two crates, one with mass 4.00 kg and the other with mass 6.00 kg, sit on the frictionless surface of a frozen pond, connected by a light rope . A woman wearing golf shoes (so she can get traction on the ice) pulls horizontally on the 6.00-kg crate with a force F that gives the crate an acceleration of 2.90 m/s^2.
image: http://session.masteringphysics.com/myct...
What is the acceleration of the 4.00-kg crate?
Use Newton%26#039;s second law to find the tension T in the rope that connects the two crates.
Which is larger in magnitude, force T or force F?
Use part (C) and Newton%26#039;s second law to calculate the magnitude of the force F.
Newtons laws?
4 --T---- 6 --%26gt;%26gt;F , ....and a=2.7
The 4 %26amp; 6 kg objects have the same systematic %26quot;a%26quot;....Ans(1)
By Newton%26#039;s 2nd law:
F=ma=%26gt;F=(4+6)2.7=%26gt;F=27(N).Ans(4)
F=ma=%26gt;T=4x2.7 =%26gt;T=10.8(N)Ans(2)
..The F is larger .....Ans(3)
Reply:your link to the diagram isn%26#039;t working
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image: http://session.masteringphysics.com/myct...
What is the acceleration of the 4.00-kg crate?
Use Newton%26#039;s second law to find the tension T in the rope that connects the two crates.
Which is larger in magnitude, force T or force F?
Use part (C) and Newton%26#039;s second law to calculate the magnitude of the force F.
Newtons laws?
4 --T---- 6 --%26gt;%26gt;F , ....and a=2.7
The 4 %26amp; 6 kg objects have the same systematic %26quot;a%26quot;....Ans(1)
By Newton%26#039;s 2nd law:
F=ma=%26gt;F=(4+6)2.7=%26gt;F=27(N).Ans(4)
F=ma=%26gt;T=4x2.7 =%26gt;T=10.8(N)Ans(2)
..The F is larger .....Ans(3)
Reply:your link to the diagram isn%26#039;t working
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...the shoebox full of eggs...?
One day a man is looking for his golf shoes. When he looks under his bed, he finds a shoebox with 3 eggs,$28 dollars in quarters and a roll of cash with 3,500 wrapped in a rubber band.
He asks his wife %26quot;Honey what is with the shoebox with the eggs and the money?%26quot;
The wife breaks down and tells the husband, %26quot;Everytime I have cheated on you, I placed an egg in the shoebox.%26quot;
The husband contemplates this for a moment then states %26quot;I am hurt, but we have been married for 32 years, so I suppose 3 indiscrections in that many years can be forgiven.%26quot;
Then the man asks, %26quot;But what is the cash for?%26quot;
The wife states %26quot;Everytime I collected a dozen, I sold them for a quarter.%26quot;
Peace=)
...the shoebox full of eggs...?
LMAO...she was a busy lady but shouldnt he have notice what was going on during the 32yrs IMO =) still very funny thou =)
Reply:nice one.
Reply:Hahaha, thats a good one...I%26#039;m going to have to steal it from you
Reply:an oldie but a goodie. thanks
Reply:Horrible for the man but very funny joke.
Reply:Heard it before, bit it%26#039;s funny!
Reply:that was pretty good. rude but good :)
Reply:That is one busy lady.
Reply:How funny....But the husband%26#039;s rich now!!
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He asks his wife %26quot;Honey what is with the shoebox with the eggs and the money?%26quot;
The wife breaks down and tells the husband, %26quot;Everytime I have cheated on you, I placed an egg in the shoebox.%26quot;
The husband contemplates this for a moment then states %26quot;I am hurt, but we have been married for 32 years, so I suppose 3 indiscrections in that many years can be forgiven.%26quot;
Then the man asks, %26quot;But what is the cash for?%26quot;
The wife states %26quot;Everytime I collected a dozen, I sold them for a quarter.%26quot;
Peace=)
...the shoebox full of eggs...?
LMAO...she was a busy lady but shouldnt he have notice what was going on during the 32yrs IMO =) still very funny thou =)
Reply:nice one.
Reply:Hahaha, thats a good one...I%26#039;m going to have to steal it from you
Reply:an oldie but a goodie. thanks
Reply:Horrible for the man but very funny joke.
Reply:Heard it before, bit it%26#039;s funny!
Reply:that was pretty good. rude but good :)
Reply:That is one busy lady.
Reply:How funny....But the husband%26#039;s rich now!!
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Londons 4x4 community making my blood boil >:O(?
It%26#039;s not the muppets driving them, new money thinking they%26#039;re the dogs b*llocks, it%26#039;s the amount of fuel these things chew through when driving between the endless sea of London%26#039;s traffic lights. What%26#039;s your average speed in London btw? 10 - 15 mph? Do the owners just not care about the environment? Do they offset their carbon budget? Should I run over them in my metal-spiked golf shoes?
Londons 4x4 community making my blood boil %26gt;:O(?
Most of the trendy SUV%26#039;s are front wheel drive and only go into 4 wheel drive when they sense on of the drive wheels loosing grip, this is an excellent safety feature. So they do not use any more fuel than any other car of equivalent size.
This campaign is simply the politics of hate and envy, typical of the loony left. It seems always to be a favourite ploy to target some small, easily identifiable group and then blame them for your problems, it%26#039;s called scapegoating. So, open your eyes, do some research, and stop swallowing extremist propaganda
Reply:First of all the fact that a car is a 4x4 just means it has a different system of gears to any other car how can this harm the enviroment.
If you want to save the planet then think about all the badly maintaned small cars and all the other large engined estates, sport cars and people carriers.
Stop picking on 4x4 owners do some research and get off the band wagon try thinking for yourself instead of being lead by the popular mass who are told what they should think by the media.
Reply:Exactly where do you get off getting mad at other peoples choices. It is none of your affair what they drive and you need to get over yourself.
Reply:Contrary to popular belief, carbon is not rationed. It is just an element.
Don%26#039;t fall for the enviro-hysteria that is currently in vogue.
Reply:What?? I thought the sky-high gas taxes over there prevented that sort of thing!
Reply:jealous chap aren%26#039;t you.
Reply:London has made you hard. Move to New York.
Reply:Ony time it is acceptable to have a 4X4
- If you are regularly pulling a caravan / Horse box / other type trailer.
- If you are some kind of rescue / army / repair service.
- If you are a farmer and using it as part of your work
- If you go regularly OFF ROAD.
ALL OTHER TIMES YOU THEY ARE SELFISH SNOBS WHO DON%26#039;T GIVE A STUFF ABOUT OTHERS AND ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN IMAGE AND SHOWING OFF HOW MUCH CASH THEY CAN SPEND.
Reply:The carbon credit scheme allows your elite a pass while you all are FORCED to make sacrifices.
Get used to it and the widening gap between the haves and have nots.
Reply:Relax dude, it%26#039;s their gas money. If they want to blow it in their big car, let them. It doesn%26#039;t do anything to effect you.
Global warming isn%26#039;t real. The Earth will get cooler on it%26#039;s own in a couple of years.
Reply:Grrr... Rargh...
Oh look! It%26#039;s the green eyed monster!
Reply:They should all use the U-Bahn-BART. It is the best way to go when you are in London. They should also walk around as much as possible. I went on several original %26quot;London Walks%26quot; that included the %26quot;pub walk, crawl at the end%26quot;, British Museum walk, and the Jack the Ripper walk...that gave me the boo boo jee bees. I produced no carbon at all, however, I did go through 3 cases of bleedin%26#039; of Watney%26#039;s red Barrel, 4 bubble %26amp; sqeaks, 6 bangers %26amp; mash, 7 baskets of chips, 2 rounds of Double Gloucester, 9 toads in the hole, 7 jellied eels, and a bucket of beans with pate on top.
Jump up and down on them with your spiked shoes and shout %26quot;mind the gap%26quot; for the Church of Al, you pusillanimous lugubrious insipid fat-kidneyed rump-fed reeky elf-skinned toad-spotted mumble-news yeasty kind-kissing punkah!! ts
Reply:Get yourself a sniper rifle.
Reply:Think of them when you look at the price of petrol on the gas pump. You owe it all to them!
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Londons 4x4 community making my blood boil %26gt;:O(?
Most of the trendy SUV%26#039;s are front wheel drive and only go into 4 wheel drive when they sense on of the drive wheels loosing grip, this is an excellent safety feature. So they do not use any more fuel than any other car of equivalent size.
This campaign is simply the politics of hate and envy, typical of the loony left. It seems always to be a favourite ploy to target some small, easily identifiable group and then blame them for your problems, it%26#039;s called scapegoating. So, open your eyes, do some research, and stop swallowing extremist propaganda
Reply:First of all the fact that a car is a 4x4 just means it has a different system of gears to any other car how can this harm the enviroment.
If you want to save the planet then think about all the badly maintaned small cars and all the other large engined estates, sport cars and people carriers.
Stop picking on 4x4 owners do some research and get off the band wagon try thinking for yourself instead of being lead by the popular mass who are told what they should think by the media.
Reply:Exactly where do you get off getting mad at other peoples choices. It is none of your affair what they drive and you need to get over yourself.
Reply:Contrary to popular belief, carbon is not rationed. It is just an element.
Don%26#039;t fall for the enviro-hysteria that is currently in vogue.
Reply:What?? I thought the sky-high gas taxes over there prevented that sort of thing!
Reply:jealous chap aren%26#039;t you.
Reply:London has made you hard. Move to New York.
Reply:Ony time it is acceptable to have a 4X4
- If you are regularly pulling a caravan / Horse box / other type trailer.
- If you are some kind of rescue / army / repair service.
- If you are a farmer and using it as part of your work
- If you go regularly OFF ROAD.
ALL OTHER TIMES YOU THEY ARE SELFISH SNOBS WHO DON%26#039;T GIVE A STUFF ABOUT OTHERS AND ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN IMAGE AND SHOWING OFF HOW MUCH CASH THEY CAN SPEND.
Reply:The carbon credit scheme allows your elite a pass while you all are FORCED to make sacrifices.
Get used to it and the widening gap between the haves and have nots.
Reply:Relax dude, it%26#039;s their gas money. If they want to blow it in their big car, let them. It doesn%26#039;t do anything to effect you.
Global warming isn%26#039;t real. The Earth will get cooler on it%26#039;s own in a couple of years.
Reply:Grrr... Rargh...
Oh look! It%26#039;s the green eyed monster!
Reply:They should all use the U-Bahn-BART. It is the best way to go when you are in London. They should also walk around as much as possible. I went on several original %26quot;London Walks%26quot; that included the %26quot;pub walk, crawl at the end%26quot;, British Museum walk, and the Jack the Ripper walk...that gave me the boo boo jee bees. I produced no carbon at all, however, I did go through 3 cases of bleedin%26#039; of Watney%26#039;s red Barrel, 4 bubble %26amp; sqeaks, 6 bangers %26amp; mash, 7 baskets of chips, 2 rounds of Double Gloucester, 9 toads in the hole, 7 jellied eels, and a bucket of beans with pate on top.
Jump up and down on them with your spiked shoes and shout %26quot;mind the gap%26quot; for the Church of Al, you pusillanimous lugubrious insipid fat-kidneyed rump-fed reeky elf-skinned toad-spotted mumble-news yeasty kind-kissing punkah!! ts
Reply:Get yourself a sniper rifle.
Reply:Think of them when you look at the price of petrol on the gas pump. You owe it all to them!
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How much do you need?
to start golf, shoes,iron, driver, bag, jacket, i%26#039;m sure it%26#039;s expenisve, so how much do i need to start golf?
How much do you need?
With only about US$ 500, you can start hit the golf balls and have the clubs.
For the starter, you need golf club... prepare about US$ 250-350, I suggest you to buy used clubs... with this way, you can get better golf club compare to buy new golf club with the same price.
Shoes... you can find golf shoes start from US$ 30...
jacket... for starter, I dont think you need this.
If you already have this clubs, then you need go to driving range.... it cost you about US$ 10 / bucket (about 100 balls), see my next suggestion... you can save money on this.
Another thing you need is a teacher, as the beginner I dont think you need level III teaching pro... find a teaching pro that cost about US$ 40/ hour...
How to save money... it very important:
When you take lesson, try understand what the teacher teach you... It will be very difficult to able to do what the teacher said.. it need practice and it take time.
How to save money on practice... if you have a enough space in your house... then buy a plastics matt and dozens of ping pong ball. If you have time then hit this ping pong balls, collect it then hit it again. With this way, you can save hundreds $$$ with the same result. The reason is, for starter you only learn how to swing the club and try to make good contact (mostly people dont have good contact yet for first few thousands swings). After you can hit the ball more than 50% with good contact... then you start go to driving range and use their ball because you want to see how the ball fly.
Reply:well a starter set of golf clubs can run anywhere from 150-300 dollars, shoes from 40-125, and you will more than likely want to get a few lessons before heading out in public so figure around 500-700 total for gear and clothing and a lesson or 2.
Reply:check out http://monarkgolf/ under $400 US. there not bad clubs just inexpensive.
Reply:When I first started, someone gave me a set of irons and wedges that they had just laying around. I had to purchase the driver and woods. I did not play using golf shoes for quite a while. I did purchase some balls, tees, and a bag for my new set of clubs. Total purchase to start was under $200.
I found pretty early on that I loved the game and slowly added to my collection of equipment as I could afford it.
My suggestion to you is to start slowly and build when you know that this game is for you.
BTW I still have that first set of clubs, a very old set of Cobras.
Reply:$800 and up! This will get you a decent set of clubs, mid grade shoes, ie Footjoys, a putter, few wedges, a few shirts, couple dozen balls, and you are good to go. The cheapest is not always the best as far as golf goes, neither is the most expensive.
If you know someone who has an older set of clubs that may be your best bet if you are brand new to golf. It is a considerable investment, I may spend sometime at the range with a borrowed set, before I made the investment into the world of golf. If you get %26quot;bit%26quot; by the game, then go ahead and spend the money, trust me, whether of not you want to, you will spend all sorts of money on the game. Also, get lessons if you are brand new to the game, it is always best to start swinging correctly and from there is the sky is the limit. Good luck!
Reply:Yea, they got that right... $500 should be enough to get you started. Clubs and Shoes... clothes, just wear anything decent.
Then just upgrade your clubs once you get better with the fundamentals.
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How much do you need?
With only about US$ 500, you can start hit the golf balls and have the clubs.
For the starter, you need golf club... prepare about US$ 250-350, I suggest you to buy used clubs... with this way, you can get better golf club compare to buy new golf club with the same price.
Shoes... you can find golf shoes start from US$ 30...
jacket... for starter, I dont think you need this.
If you already have this clubs, then you need go to driving range.... it cost you about US$ 10 / bucket (about 100 balls), see my next suggestion... you can save money on this.
Another thing you need is a teacher, as the beginner I dont think you need level III teaching pro... find a teaching pro that cost about US$ 40/ hour...
How to save money... it very important:
When you take lesson, try understand what the teacher teach you... It will be very difficult to able to do what the teacher said.. it need practice and it take time.
How to save money on practice... if you have a enough space in your house... then buy a plastics matt and dozens of ping pong ball. If you have time then hit this ping pong balls, collect it then hit it again. With this way, you can save hundreds $$$ with the same result. The reason is, for starter you only learn how to swing the club and try to make good contact (mostly people dont have good contact yet for first few thousands swings). After you can hit the ball more than 50% with good contact... then you start go to driving range and use their ball because you want to see how the ball fly.
Reply:well a starter set of golf clubs can run anywhere from 150-300 dollars, shoes from 40-125, and you will more than likely want to get a few lessons before heading out in public so figure around 500-700 total for gear and clothing and a lesson or 2.
Reply:check out http://monarkgolf/ under $400 US. there not bad clubs just inexpensive.
Reply:When I first started, someone gave me a set of irons and wedges that they had just laying around. I had to purchase the driver and woods. I did not play using golf shoes for quite a while. I did purchase some balls, tees, and a bag for my new set of clubs. Total purchase to start was under $200.
I found pretty early on that I loved the game and slowly added to my collection of equipment as I could afford it.
My suggestion to you is to start slowly and build when you know that this game is for you.
BTW I still have that first set of clubs, a very old set of Cobras.
Reply:$800 and up! This will get you a decent set of clubs, mid grade shoes, ie Footjoys, a putter, few wedges, a few shirts, couple dozen balls, and you are good to go. The cheapest is not always the best as far as golf goes, neither is the most expensive.
If you know someone who has an older set of clubs that may be your best bet if you are brand new to golf. It is a considerable investment, I may spend sometime at the range with a borrowed set, before I made the investment into the world of golf. If you get %26quot;bit%26quot; by the game, then go ahead and spend the money, trust me, whether of not you want to, you will spend all sorts of money on the game. Also, get lessons if you are brand new to the game, it is always best to start swinging correctly and from there is the sky is the limit. Good luck!
Reply:Yea, they got that right... $500 should be enough to get you started. Clubs and Shoes... clothes, just wear anything decent.
Then just upgrade your clubs once you get better with the fundamentals.
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Ladies what would you think if you found condoms in your husbands trunk?
Ladies, today I went to the garage and I opened my husbands trunk (car) and what I found surprised me and hurt me. Neatly, placed in his golf shoes were four unopened condoms. We don%26#039;t use condoms. What would you think if you found what I found? Stupid question???? Is he cheating? I asked him about the condoms and before he could answer I told him I wanted a divorce. When he heard me ask for a divorce he said he didn%26#039;t need to answer any questions since I was wanting a divorce. Am I crazy? Am I crazy to believe that he is cheating? The condoms were so neatly stashed in his shoes. I am feeling a little guilty for not listening to his answer and demanding divorce.
Ladies what would you think if you found condoms in your husbands trunk?
No you are not. And if he can%26#039;t understand why you are upset and give you an explanation, he probably doesn%26#039;t give a damn about you. He is coming off with a lot of attitude for a someone who should be apologizing and feeling guilty. God, men are something else.
Reply:at least wait for his lame @ss excuse!!!!
Reply:I think you should have heard him out before asking for a divorce but hind sight is always 20/20. I can%26#039;t think of a reasonable explanation for condoms in his golf shoes though. I would be curious as to how he would explain them. I don%26#039;t think you are crazy or stupid. Some people believe their spouses are cheating with a lot less evidence than this so don%26#039;t beet yourself up too much.
I think you should try and get him to talk to you regardless so that you can know one way or the other and if there is any chance of staying together (if you want to stay together that is).
Good Luck.
Reply:girl if he won%26#039;t give you an explaination then hes cheating, just get out before it gets nasty- and plus if he was upset then hes definantly cheating
Reply:There is no possible answer that could explain that away!
And since he didn%26#039;t fight you, try to explain, then he is ready for the divorce too.
If he thought you were worth it, he would have dropped to his knees and begged to explain. He didn%26#039;t.
Maybe he wanted to get caught, so you could be the one to end the relationship.
Reply:If you want a divorce so quickly and hastily after that, I think it says a lot about YOUR committment to the relationship. Have you been unhappy and looking for a reason to get out of your marriage?
I%26#039;m sorry, I may be way off base with that, but you had a very a quick decision that is questionable. Maybe you were just extremely angry and emotional, but either way, I don%26#039;t think your reaction was a good one.
I agree it doesn%26#039;t look good, I can%26#039;t think of a viable reason why a married man would have condoms in his shoes. But you never know, talk to him about it, don%26#039;t shout and accuse, ask for the logical explanation. Hopefully, there is one. It seems you both reacted in an angry and hasty manner, I have a feeling your marital troubles preceded this incident. Both you and your husband seem very angry and unable to communicate properly with each other.
How long have you guys been married?
Have you guys ever used condoms?
Are they possibly left over from another time or another woman?
EDIT: Hi, I just read your previous questions and I see that I was correct, you and your husband have severe marital issues that preceded this event. You say he is verbally abusive and tells you no one would ever want you. A man like this will almost surely cheat on you, so I am sorry to say it looks like you are right. I have a feeling you want out of this marriage and honestly, I don%26#039;t think it would be a bad idea. I almost never encourage divorce, but if he is unwilling to seek help or counseling for his behavior, it would be best if you separate from him. Especially if he has ever physically hurt you. You are not worthless and you do not deserve to put up with this kind of abuse. Please talk to him about getting both individual and couples counseling, you two are in a very bad situation and you are being lied to and taken advantage of. You deserve better than this, I pray he will come to his senses, but if not, please don%26#039;t waste your life on this loser.
Reply:well if u told him u want a divorce and he didnt even act like no no and he said if we gettin a divorce i dont need 2 explain myself 2 u then he dont llove u, im sorry 2 say but it seems that way and then if he wasnt cheating he could of juss told u he wasnt buh cuz he said he dont need 2 explain meelf 2 u hes got no answer ready, he probly didnt expect u 2 find dem. see how many condoms u get in a pack, normaly u get 3 or 6 and if theres 4 theres a possibility that he could of used 2 of dem
Reply:You%26#039;re not overreacting. What a creep. I%26#039;m sorry. Since he didn%26#039;t even argue with you, i%26#039;d say he%26#039;s guilty.
Reply:listen to him maybe he wanted to cheat but he did not have the heart to do it so he just stucked the condoms in his shoe until he could dispose of them...ask him and let him know that although you accused him you would like to know the truth.
Reply:So you should. You should at least have heard him out before jumping to something as big as divorce. No matter what happens with the marriage, you will wonder about it the rest of your life. Divorce won%26#039;t give you closure.
When you calm down, try talking to your husband again and find out what really happened. Its likely you are right, but wouldn%26#039;t you kick yourself if you got divorced and you were wrong?
Reply:What would I think? I think that he needs to get a better job. Not only to afford a dang hotel room, but because he%26#039;s going to need it for alimony and child support.
He%26#039;s cheating honey, don%26#039;t let him tell you otherwise. If you buy those excuses, you%26#039;ll be the one kicking yourself for being so foolish. You deserve better and even you know it. This isn%26#039;t what you signed up for.
Reply:His lack of response would indicate that he doesn%26#039;t care one way or another if you stay or leave. The condoms mean he%26#039;s cheating. There is no other explanation, he probably couldn%26#039;t think of one either. Sorry
Reply:well considering your married and dont use condoms you would have EVERY right to think he is cheating. why else would he need a box of condoms!! you better handle this soon before it goes on any further. there is NO explaination for this... just excuses and lies.
Reply:You know in your heart what the problem is. Trust your gut, and think about this completely before making a life changing decision.
I hope everything works out for you.
Reply:yes he is cheating. am a male and if i was married i certainly wouldn%26#039;t buy condoms. if i did i would not hide them in my shoes. your not crazy ether.
Reply:One thing and only-CHEATER!! Why eles would they be in the trunk other than he is cheating on you..Im sorry luv..that blows!!
Reply:I would investigate and find out somehow if he was on the golf course the last time he told you he was going there. I would also check my cell phone for strange numbers and the time calls were made. Then I would look at all my credit card statements under resturants and amount of bill. This could give you a clue if the bill was rather pricey for only one person. Check ATM withdrawals time and dates. Think back to any overtime and check his check stubs if he isn%26#039;t salary....check every possible paper trail you can think of because you may find evidence there. The fact that you found condoms would give anyone reason to believe that your husband is up to no good. If it were me there would be no peace in my house untill I got the truth and he better not lie to me because there are std%26#039;s out there that not even a condom can protect you from!! I would say HELL NO and get mad as hell and be a crazy woman. He is buying himself time to think up a good story for you finding the condoms in his golf shoes. To avoid you after making the comment about divorce would be reason enough for him to to have told you right then and there what the hell was going on! I guess when he does speak out to you about it he will say someone played a dirty joke on him at the golf course and put them there.....don%26#039;t buy the story because if someone done that your husband would be mad enough to jump anyones behind that could cause him to have maritial problems over it! As long as he remains silent he has time to get with one of the guys and have a good story to back him up...so make him talk now and tear the house down like a bull in a china shop when you do!! Take care and be strong I know this is making you sick.
Reply:I would think he was cheating and trying to hide it.
Reply:I am a guy. Throw him in the trunk with his condoms.
Reply:Yes, you should have let him explain and the decide if you bought the story or not. I would say if he has condoms he must be thinking about cheating if he has not all ready!
Reply:If I had found condoms in my husband%26#039;s golf shoes....I would be VERY SUSPICIOUS!...You and your husband had no reason to be using condoms. Him refusing to explain the condoms because you already said you wanted a divorce tells me is very guilty of something. Why do you feel guilty for not listening to his explanation? Let me guess...he was holding them for a friend right? or....lets see...he was going to use them on himself while he masturbates...YEAH RIGHT!
Reply:if he didn%26#039;t even try to explain, he is guilty....
Reply:Why are you girls so quick to jump to the conclusion that the husband is cheating here?
Just because he has condoms in his shoes!
Haven%26#039;t you heard that condoms are the best things out for blisters caused by tight shoes? Playing golf requires a lot of walking - thus blisters often appear.
Nearly all golfers carry condoms %26amp; pull them over the part of the toe or foot where blisters appear. Good remedy, eh?
Trust me - would I lie to you?
Reply:Well you are a smart woman to tell him that you want a divoice because if you two dont use condoms then why does he have them?? His answers most likly would have a been a lie anyone and you arent crazy you are being smart about it because there is no reason why they should have been hiding in his shoes if he wasnt doing something wrong...good luck
Reply:First of all, divorce is not the answer but marriage counseling is. If he is cheating, you will come to know the problems surrounding the reasons and get help to recover from this setback in your relationship. But if you think divorce is going to solve your marriage problems, your wrong, it adds only to more pain that is like a snowball rolling down a hill. Stop it now and seek godly advice from your Pastor or from a Church counseling center..
Reply:I%26#039;d assume he was cheating, why else would he have the condoms? You are not crazy! My best advice is to go with your gut. What%26#039;s it say?
Reply:Sorry to say this but hes cheating on you!! If u guys dont use condoms together then hes obviesl using them on someone else!!
Reply:hmmmmmmmmmmm wheres the rest of them ...there are more than 4 to a box?
Reply:If he had condoms and you guys don%26#039;t use them together, unless he%26#039;s screwing a horse or something...he%26#039;s cheating on you.
Reply:I don%26#039;t blame you in the least for being suspicious . Honestly, what other conclusions are you expected to come to when you discover something like that??? Even if you didn%26#039;t wait for him to answer, he should have enough decency to give you an explanation. I mean, you%26#039;re his wife for god%26#039;s sake, that%26#039;s more than enough reason for one! In the heat of the moment you said you wanted a divorce, but that doesnt give him the right not to tell you exactly why there are condoms hidden in his car.
By saying he doesnt need to answer to your accusations, he%26#039;s trying to elude the confrontation, which is pretty cowardly and CHEAP of him.
Reply:leave him
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Ladies what would you think if you found condoms in your husbands trunk?
No you are not. And if he can%26#039;t understand why you are upset and give you an explanation, he probably doesn%26#039;t give a damn about you. He is coming off with a lot of attitude for a someone who should be apologizing and feeling guilty. God, men are something else.
Reply:at least wait for his lame @ss excuse!!!!
Reply:I think you should have heard him out before asking for a divorce but hind sight is always 20/20. I can%26#039;t think of a reasonable explanation for condoms in his golf shoes though. I would be curious as to how he would explain them. I don%26#039;t think you are crazy or stupid. Some people believe their spouses are cheating with a lot less evidence than this so don%26#039;t beet yourself up too much.
I think you should try and get him to talk to you regardless so that you can know one way or the other and if there is any chance of staying together (if you want to stay together that is).
Good Luck.
Reply:girl if he won%26#039;t give you an explaination then hes cheating, just get out before it gets nasty- and plus if he was upset then hes definantly cheating
Reply:There is no possible answer that could explain that away!
And since he didn%26#039;t fight you, try to explain, then he is ready for the divorce too.
If he thought you were worth it, he would have dropped to his knees and begged to explain. He didn%26#039;t.
Maybe he wanted to get caught, so you could be the one to end the relationship.
Reply:If you want a divorce so quickly and hastily after that, I think it says a lot about YOUR committment to the relationship. Have you been unhappy and looking for a reason to get out of your marriage?
I%26#039;m sorry, I may be way off base with that, but you had a very a quick decision that is questionable. Maybe you were just extremely angry and emotional, but either way, I don%26#039;t think your reaction was a good one.
I agree it doesn%26#039;t look good, I can%26#039;t think of a viable reason why a married man would have condoms in his shoes. But you never know, talk to him about it, don%26#039;t shout and accuse, ask for the logical explanation. Hopefully, there is one. It seems you both reacted in an angry and hasty manner, I have a feeling your marital troubles preceded this incident. Both you and your husband seem very angry and unable to communicate properly with each other.
How long have you guys been married?
Have you guys ever used condoms?
Are they possibly left over from another time or another woman?
EDIT: Hi, I just read your previous questions and I see that I was correct, you and your husband have severe marital issues that preceded this event. You say he is verbally abusive and tells you no one would ever want you. A man like this will almost surely cheat on you, so I am sorry to say it looks like you are right. I have a feeling you want out of this marriage and honestly, I don%26#039;t think it would be a bad idea. I almost never encourage divorce, but if he is unwilling to seek help or counseling for his behavior, it would be best if you separate from him. Especially if he has ever physically hurt you. You are not worthless and you do not deserve to put up with this kind of abuse. Please talk to him about getting both individual and couples counseling, you two are in a very bad situation and you are being lied to and taken advantage of. You deserve better than this, I pray he will come to his senses, but if not, please don%26#039;t waste your life on this loser.
Reply:well if u told him u want a divorce and he didnt even act like no no and he said if we gettin a divorce i dont need 2 explain myself 2 u then he dont llove u, im sorry 2 say but it seems that way and then if he wasnt cheating he could of juss told u he wasnt buh cuz he said he dont need 2 explain meelf 2 u hes got no answer ready, he probly didnt expect u 2 find dem. see how many condoms u get in a pack, normaly u get 3 or 6 and if theres 4 theres a possibility that he could of used 2 of dem
Reply:You%26#039;re not overreacting. What a creep. I%26#039;m sorry. Since he didn%26#039;t even argue with you, i%26#039;d say he%26#039;s guilty.
Reply:listen to him maybe he wanted to cheat but he did not have the heart to do it so he just stucked the condoms in his shoe until he could dispose of them...ask him and let him know that although you accused him you would like to know the truth.
Reply:So you should. You should at least have heard him out before jumping to something as big as divorce. No matter what happens with the marriage, you will wonder about it the rest of your life. Divorce won%26#039;t give you closure.
When you calm down, try talking to your husband again and find out what really happened. Its likely you are right, but wouldn%26#039;t you kick yourself if you got divorced and you were wrong?
Reply:What would I think? I think that he needs to get a better job. Not only to afford a dang hotel room, but because he%26#039;s going to need it for alimony and child support.
He%26#039;s cheating honey, don%26#039;t let him tell you otherwise. If you buy those excuses, you%26#039;ll be the one kicking yourself for being so foolish. You deserve better and even you know it. This isn%26#039;t what you signed up for.
Reply:His lack of response would indicate that he doesn%26#039;t care one way or another if you stay or leave. The condoms mean he%26#039;s cheating. There is no other explanation, he probably couldn%26#039;t think of one either. Sorry
Reply:well considering your married and dont use condoms you would have EVERY right to think he is cheating. why else would he need a box of condoms!! you better handle this soon before it goes on any further. there is NO explaination for this... just excuses and lies.
Reply:You know in your heart what the problem is. Trust your gut, and think about this completely before making a life changing decision.
I hope everything works out for you.
Reply:yes he is cheating. am a male and if i was married i certainly wouldn%26#039;t buy condoms. if i did i would not hide them in my shoes. your not crazy ether.
Reply:One thing and only-CHEATER!! Why eles would they be in the trunk other than he is cheating on you..Im sorry luv..that blows!!
Reply:I would investigate and find out somehow if he was on the golf course the last time he told you he was going there. I would also check my cell phone for strange numbers and the time calls were made. Then I would look at all my credit card statements under resturants and amount of bill. This could give you a clue if the bill was rather pricey for only one person. Check ATM withdrawals time and dates. Think back to any overtime and check his check stubs if he isn%26#039;t salary....check every possible paper trail you can think of because you may find evidence there. The fact that you found condoms would give anyone reason to believe that your husband is up to no good. If it were me there would be no peace in my house untill I got the truth and he better not lie to me because there are std%26#039;s out there that not even a condom can protect you from!! I would say HELL NO and get mad as hell and be a crazy woman. He is buying himself time to think up a good story for you finding the condoms in his golf shoes. To avoid you after making the comment about divorce would be reason enough for him to to have told you right then and there what the hell was going on! I guess when he does speak out to you about it he will say someone played a dirty joke on him at the golf course and put them there.....don%26#039;t buy the story because if someone done that your husband would be mad enough to jump anyones behind that could cause him to have maritial problems over it! As long as he remains silent he has time to get with one of the guys and have a good story to back him up...so make him talk now and tear the house down like a bull in a china shop when you do!! Take care and be strong I know this is making you sick.
Reply:I would think he was cheating and trying to hide it.
Reply:I am a guy. Throw him in the trunk with his condoms.
Reply:Yes, you should have let him explain and the decide if you bought the story or not. I would say if he has condoms he must be thinking about cheating if he has not all ready!
Reply:If I had found condoms in my husband%26#039;s golf shoes....I would be VERY SUSPICIOUS!...You and your husband had no reason to be using condoms. Him refusing to explain the condoms because you already said you wanted a divorce tells me is very guilty of something. Why do you feel guilty for not listening to his explanation? Let me guess...he was holding them for a friend right? or....lets see...he was going to use them on himself while he masturbates...YEAH RIGHT!
Reply:if he didn%26#039;t even try to explain, he is guilty....
Reply:Why are you girls so quick to jump to the conclusion that the husband is cheating here?
Just because he has condoms in his shoes!
Haven%26#039;t you heard that condoms are the best things out for blisters caused by tight shoes? Playing golf requires a lot of walking - thus blisters often appear.
Nearly all golfers carry condoms %26amp; pull them over the part of the toe or foot where blisters appear. Good remedy, eh?
Trust me - would I lie to you?
Reply:Well you are a smart woman to tell him that you want a divoice because if you two dont use condoms then why does he have them?? His answers most likly would have a been a lie anyone and you arent crazy you are being smart about it because there is no reason why they should have been hiding in his shoes if he wasnt doing something wrong...good luck
Reply:First of all, divorce is not the answer but marriage counseling is. If he is cheating, you will come to know the problems surrounding the reasons and get help to recover from this setback in your relationship. But if you think divorce is going to solve your marriage problems, your wrong, it adds only to more pain that is like a snowball rolling down a hill. Stop it now and seek godly advice from your Pastor or from a Church counseling center..
Reply:I%26#039;d assume he was cheating, why else would he have the condoms? You are not crazy! My best advice is to go with your gut. What%26#039;s it say?
Reply:Sorry to say this but hes cheating on you!! If u guys dont use condoms together then hes obviesl using them on someone else!!
Reply:hmmmmmmmmmmm wheres the rest of them ...there are more than 4 to a box?
Reply:If he had condoms and you guys don%26#039;t use them together, unless he%26#039;s screwing a horse or something...he%26#039;s cheating on you.
Reply:I don%26#039;t blame you in the least for being suspicious . Honestly, what other conclusions are you expected to come to when you discover something like that??? Even if you didn%26#039;t wait for him to answer, he should have enough decency to give you an explanation. I mean, you%26#039;re his wife for god%26#039;s sake, that%26#039;s more than enough reason for one! In the heat of the moment you said you wanted a divorce, but that doesnt give him the right not to tell you exactly why there are condoms hidden in his car.
By saying he doesnt need to answer to your accusations, he%26#039;s trying to elude the confrontation, which is pretty cowardly and CHEAP of him.
Reply:leave him
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What are some props Kramer uses in Seinfeld? I'm being Kramer for Halloween and I need help!!!?
Any ideas on what other props I can use or other ideas? So far I am wearing a cheap tacky jacket, with short khakis and golf shoes, with a wig and cigar and golf club. What else could I do?
What are some props Kramer uses in Seinfeld? I%26#039;m being Kramer for Halloween and I need help!!!?
I had a shirt with Kramer dressed in a gray blazer over a light blue button up shirt surrounded by a gold frame. Try the gold frame.
Reply:i think if you could pull off the crazy hair thats all you need
Reply:A license plate on your back that says A*SMAN.
Do you remember the the episode in which Kramer was mistakenly sent the personalized license plates of a proctologist that read : AS*MAN?
Have fun!
Reply:10 cent Michigan deposit bottles
Fruit
keys to Jerry%26#039;s apartment
Reply:If you can get the hair right you got it all.
skin problems
What are some props Kramer uses in Seinfeld? I%26#039;m being Kramer for Halloween and I need help!!!?
I had a shirt with Kramer dressed in a gray blazer over a light blue button up shirt surrounded by a gold frame. Try the gold frame.
Reply:i think if you could pull off the crazy hair thats all you need
Reply:A license plate on your back that says A*SMAN.
Do you remember the the episode in which Kramer was mistakenly sent the personalized license plates of a proctologist that read : AS*MAN?
Have fun!
Reply:10 cent Michigan deposit bottles
Fruit
keys to Jerry%26#039;s apartment
Reply:If you can get the hair right you got it all.
skin problems
Ok do I tell him how hurt I am, or do I let it go?
25th anniversary, great card from my husband in the morning. Then....nothing. It fell on a tuesday, so we both had to work that day, and we have an ongoing function on tuesdays with other friends. The other friend has just lost his wife, and it was his b-day so neither one of us thought we could abandon him that day. We both agreed to celebrate the following weekend. Well we never did. I bought my husband new golf shoes, a driver and 6 golf lessons which I was thrilled to give him. His response was he felt bad he didn%26#039;t get me anything, he thought about having flowers sent to work, but knew that I was there alone that day and it wouldn%26#039;t have meant anything if no one was there to see me get them? Now I am totally confused. He knows that I really thought this was a huge milestone, I thought he did to. I mean we do things together all the time, and he tells me all the time were soulmates, but shouldn%26#039;t something special have happened. (continued)
Ok do I tell him how hurt I am, or do I let it go?
Tell it serectively and cleverly . You have reason to tell him that you hurt .
Reply:just tell him...
Reply:Us men aren%26#039;t as sentimental as you women are. The fact that he remembered a card on that day Is Just Amazing.....
There have been many times I forgot my anniversary. But, Got her a card the following weekend.
Its just the way we are......
Reply:I really can relate to this. I have a dutch husband and sometimes I think they have no emotions. It has taken me several years to even get him to give me a card. You see, men can just be idiots, even though they love us to death. Sounds like he loves you alot...but just is not good at this sort of thing. I DO tell my husband when he hurts me in this way and little by little he has gotten better...a work in progress every year.
I think you should tell him it hurt you and that you are dissappointed without being cruel about it (don%26#039;t dare hurt his ego), then suggest a dinner out to celebrate on a certain date. Maybe he will get the hint and plan it himself.
Reply:Maybe just maybe your hubby has plans but is not telling because he wants it to be a surprise. Maybe part of his plan is to have you think he%26#039;s not gonna do anything and when u least expect it SURPRISE!!!=-)
I mean 25 yrs is a milestone and I%26#039;m sure after things are clear for him to spring it on u he will
But if after awhile nothing happens don%26#039;t let it stop U from going out by yourself and celebrate Ur 25th alone go out and make a night or day of it.
Go shopping by yourself a nice outfit, get your nails done, facial, go to the hair salon, go to lunch and enjoy the rest of the day don%26#039;t let anything or anyone spoil your day no matter what happens just let it roll off u until after you%26#039;ve had a day of fun.
If Ur hubby happens to see u getting dressed and ask where Ur going just say Ur meeting some of Ur gal pals or better yet don%26#039;t let him see U getting ready to go out, let him see u come in fropm having a day of fun by yourself when he ask u wher ya been thats when u say with a smile ( remember don%26#039;t let anyone get u upset) I was out celebrating, when he says celebrating what say my 25th anniversary an I had a wonderful time sweetie. He ask why did u do it without him then just say I have been asking u for the longest if we could do something but u never seem to have the time so I thought I%26#039;d just go do it myself 25th anniversary only happens once so I figure I better enjoy it. I hope this will make him say %26quot; Honey I%26#039;m sorry and I want to take u out so we can celebrate together%26quot; and the two of U go out and have the best time ever =-)
Reply:Be glad he remembered, Don%26#039;t be so focused on Material things as a record of how much he loves you.
Reply:25th anniversary and no hoopla? You MUST confront him on this one.
Reply:You already asked this today. Didn%26#039;t you like the answers?
Reply:yes tell him your feelings....Never to late to celebrate!
Reply:tell him how you feel. men cant read minds, especially when it comes to women.
Reply:You have to let him know that this bothered you. 25 years is a big deal. Its typical of a man to not know that how he %26quot;celebrated%26quot; your anniversary would be upsetting to you.
koffice
Ok do I tell him how hurt I am, or do I let it go?
Tell it serectively and cleverly . You have reason to tell him that you hurt .
Reply:just tell him...
Reply:Us men aren%26#039;t as sentimental as you women are. The fact that he remembered a card on that day Is Just Amazing.....
There have been many times I forgot my anniversary. But, Got her a card the following weekend.
Its just the way we are......
Reply:I really can relate to this. I have a dutch husband and sometimes I think they have no emotions. It has taken me several years to even get him to give me a card. You see, men can just be idiots, even though they love us to death. Sounds like he loves you alot...but just is not good at this sort of thing. I DO tell my husband when he hurts me in this way and little by little he has gotten better...a work in progress every year.
I think you should tell him it hurt you and that you are dissappointed without being cruel about it (don%26#039;t dare hurt his ego), then suggest a dinner out to celebrate on a certain date. Maybe he will get the hint and plan it himself.
Reply:Maybe just maybe your hubby has plans but is not telling because he wants it to be a surprise. Maybe part of his plan is to have you think he%26#039;s not gonna do anything and when u least expect it SURPRISE!!!=-)
I mean 25 yrs is a milestone and I%26#039;m sure after things are clear for him to spring it on u he will
But if after awhile nothing happens don%26#039;t let it stop U from going out by yourself and celebrate Ur 25th alone go out and make a night or day of it.
Go shopping by yourself a nice outfit, get your nails done, facial, go to the hair salon, go to lunch and enjoy the rest of the day don%26#039;t let anything or anyone spoil your day no matter what happens just let it roll off u until after you%26#039;ve had a day of fun.
If Ur hubby happens to see u getting dressed and ask where Ur going just say Ur meeting some of Ur gal pals or better yet don%26#039;t let him see U getting ready to go out, let him see u come in fropm having a day of fun by yourself when he ask u wher ya been thats when u say with a smile ( remember don%26#039;t let anyone get u upset) I was out celebrating, when he says celebrating what say my 25th anniversary an I had a wonderful time sweetie. He ask why did u do it without him then just say I have been asking u for the longest if we could do something but u never seem to have the time so I thought I%26#039;d just go do it myself 25th anniversary only happens once so I figure I better enjoy it. I hope this will make him say %26quot; Honey I%26#039;m sorry and I want to take u out so we can celebrate together%26quot; and the two of U go out and have the best time ever =-)
Reply:Be glad he remembered, Don%26#039;t be so focused on Material things as a record of how much he loves you.
Reply:25th anniversary and no hoopla? You MUST confront him on this one.
Reply:You already asked this today. Didn%26#039;t you like the answers?
Reply:yes tell him your feelings....Never to late to celebrate!
Reply:tell him how you feel. men cant read minds, especially when it comes to women.
Reply:You have to let him know that this bothered you. 25 years is a big deal. Its typical of a man to not know that how he %26quot;celebrated%26quot; your anniversary would be upsetting to you.
koffice
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