Tuesday, April 14, 2009

My boyfriend just invited me out for afternoon tee. (see details)?

Should I wear white gloves or golfing shoes? I don%26#039;t suppose I have to extend my pinkie finger if I end up holding his club.... right?

My boyfriend just invited me out for afternoon tee. (see details)?
Beware of what he sprinkles into the tee. Otherwise it could be high tee. Don%26#039;t be teed off if it isn%26#039;t what you expect. At least he has enough drive to let you tee off at him. Have your driver keep the motor running. Later if things don%26#039;t work out the way you expected, you can iron out your problems. Remember too much tea can lead you to the restroom. Always remember your Pees and teas.
Reply:Just make sure he is not a putz. But also don%26#039;t tee%26#039;ze him. He might give you the shaft. If you do wear white gloves, a slow striptease might drive him wild and really raise his flag. Par%26#039;don me. Just wanted to give my opinion of course.
Reply:just lay there and hold the ball in your teeth
Reply:Are you sure he wasn%26#039;t inviting you for a cup of %26quot;tea%26quot; and a cucumber sandwich at precisely 3:30 pm?
Reply:white gloves
Reply:Make sure you have a nice smooth stroke if you do hold his club. Try to follow threw when your hitting it so you can drive it hard! And just get it in the hole!
Reply:And a tam...dont forget your tam.... they match the plaid pants perfectly...
Reply:white gloves.hope you ha ve a nice time
Reply:haha!!just as long as you don%26#039;t touch his%26quot;sore%26quot;dimpled balls!!lol!
Reply:hehehe... do you really have the balls? Does he know his will take a beating? Does he know this isn%26#039;t exactly a fairway to have a date?





Try not to be too rough. White gloves... his wood... extending your pinkie... is THAT his idea of a hole in one?? .... However you wish to slice this one ;)
Reply:Hello dear!





Do you know what golf stands for?


Really! Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden!


Thus, be careful!
Reply:dress brightly.
Reply:I figure you%26#039;ll only need those shoes if your planning on knockin%26#039; one around. Might bring the gloves just in case ya get a nature call though. lol Don%26#039;t get wet!


Have a Great Day!
Reply:hrmmm
Reply:You%26#039;re hilarious doll lol. :-)
Reply:Wear some ugly golfer pants too.
Reply:Hahahahahaha.


I get silly mental images.
Reply:right
Reply:If I were you, I%26#039;d wear a white tee. I mean, it would only be fitting.
Reply:Why are you holding his club for him?





That is not like any golf I ever heard of.





Next thing you know he will be asking you to take some strokes for him and wash and dry his balls.





If he asks you to fill his divots then you might wantto tell him to play it where it lies.



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