...the shoebox full of eggs...?

One day a man is looking for his golf shoes. When he looks under his bed, he finds a shoebox with 3 eggs,$28 dollars in quarters and a roll of cash with 3,500 wrapped in a rubber band.





He asks his wife %26quot;Honey what is with the shoebox with the eggs and the money?%26quot;





The wife breaks down and tells the husband, %26quot;Everytime I have cheated on you, I placed an egg in the shoebox.%26quot;





The husband contemplates this for a moment then states %26quot;I am hurt, but we have been married for 32 years, so I suppose 3 indiscrections in that many years can be forgiven.%26quot;





Then the man asks, %26quot;But what is the cash for?%26quot;





The wife states %26quot;Everytime I collected a dozen, I sold them for a quarter.%26quot;





Peace=)

...the shoebox full of eggs...?
LMAO...she was a busy lady but shouldnt he have notice what was going on during the 32yrs IMO =) still very funny thou =)
Reply:nice one.
Reply:Hahaha, thats a good one...I%26#039;m going to have to steal it from you
Reply:an oldie but a goodie. thanks
Reply:Horrible for the man but very funny joke.
Reply:Heard it before, bit it%26#039;s funny!
Reply:that was pretty good. rude but good :)
Reply:That is one busy lady.
Reply:How funny....But the husband%26#039;s rich now!!



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