A Golf Question or What?

A Golfer is taking a long time teeing off, and his friend asks him what%26#039;s the matter.


%26#039;My wife is watching from the club-house.%26#039; he says.


%26#039;So I want to make sure his is a good one%26#039;.


Your crazy, replies the friend. %26#039;The club-house has to be 600 yards away, You%26#039;ll never hit her from this distance%26#039;.





Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, your%26#039;e a mile away and you have their shoes.





If you can%26#039;t say anything nice, you probably don%26#039;t have many friends.





If you have nothing to good to say about someone, go on an afternoon talk show and say it anywayl





If you think there%26#039;s good in everybody, you haven%26#039;t met everybody.





Some people and are alive only because it%26#039;s illegal to kill them.





If you can%26#039;t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.





And Folks these are JOKE%26#039;S remember that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you can not laugh leave.

A Golf Question or What?
i drove a golf ball 400yards with a putter----------------------------------... then i took it of the front seat of the car
Reply:I do%26#039;t no
Reply:why leave?





i like them - got more?
Reply:lol, you mind if i use a few of these?????
Reply:Lol they were funny i liked the top one



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