Joke >>>>> How many?

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.


The pharmacist asked, %26quot;How many?%26quot;


The man replied, %26quot;Just a few, maybe a half dozen - I cut each one into four pieces.%26quot;


The pharmacist said, %26quot;That%26#039;s too small a dose. That won%26#039;t get you through s*x.%26quot;


The old fellow said, %26quot;Oh, I%26#039;m past eighty years old and I don%26#039;t even think about s*x much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don%26#039;t pee on my new golf shoes.

Joke %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; How many?
Nice one fidgety!Reminds me of two elderly men talking about Viagra.One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for.


%26quot;It%26#039;s the greatest discovery ever.%26quot; he said.%26quot;It makes you feel like a man of 30.%26quot;


%26quot;Can you get it over the counter?%26quot;


%26quot;Probably--if you took two.%26quot;





Just a thought.If you overdosed on Viagra how do they get the coffin lid shut?
Reply:totally unpredictable


I like it
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!


Viagra the magic pill for old and the less stiff ones ha ha.!!!


Very good Fidgety.!!!


10/10 - Cheers.!!!
Reply:funny
Reply:Nice.
Reply:It sucks to pee on your shoes.
Reply:Hey, thats funny. I think.
Reply:i didnt see it coming..


its very funny..
Reply:Thanks, thats a good one
Reply:Thanks again for yet another excellent joke, at this rate I will not be able to get to sleep from laughing all the time.
Reply:lol
Reply::-))
Reply:Excellent! =))



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