Joke - How many Viagra?

Jim, an elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue viagra pill.


The pharmacist asked, %26quot;How many?%26quot;


Jim replied, %26quot;Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.%26quot;


The pharmacist said, %26quot;That%26#039;s too small a dose. That won%26#039;t get you through s*x.%26quot;


Jim said, %26quot;Oh, I%26#039;m past eighty years old and I just want it to stick out far enough so I don%26#039;t pee on my new golf shoes.

Joke - How many Viagra?
hahaha very funny even my grandpa laughed have a star!
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I got a kick out of the joke that explained why they give Viagra to elderly men in nursing homes right after supper to keep them from rolling out of bed later.
Reply:well, he can also just take his shoes off before pee time lol
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Reply:LOL. LOL. LOL. He Knows what he Wants!
Reply:Can%26#039;t wait to tell that to older relative Thx
Reply:LOLOL Can%26#039;t wait to send this to my brothers and father. They all love golf and this will make their day!
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I will use this at work tomorrow. Very funny!!!
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